Summer is cancelled

[Brian45]

Storm warning: Maps show Britain facing 10 days of torrential downpours and fierce gales

[Alex]

I thought our Brian had found us there for a moment, my heart skipped a beat even 

[Ashy]

Perfectly normal summer holiday weather.

[klondike]

I thought our Brian had found us there for a moment, my heart skipped a beat even 

Sadly or thankfully no - depending on taste.

[Raven]

You wee scammer you.   

[GrannyMac]

So did I! Then I saw the avatar 🤣

A man told him that the weather is going to get better, but he's not paying for his mum's care as she gave him her house.

[Michael Rolls]

as a man in a pub told him

[Scrumpy]

... and as for that Floozy who fancied his dad.. !!! His dad up and died.. just in the nick of time..

[Michael Rolls]