Buying 'flippin' trousers

[Mups]

The world's gone mad.

Looking on M&S website for some more of the comfy trousers I've always had from them,  I discovered some things I never knew existed. Never heard such nonsense. 

Does anyone else here choose their trousers according to whether they want . . .Carrot Leg,  Balloon Leg, Barrel Leg, or Ankle Grazers????

I must be so out of touch that its put me off even looking anymore,  so I shall now go trouser-less, and if you see an old dear walking around with no trousers on - it'll probably be me!   

[Alex]

'Mom Jeans' has always amused me ! does it mean they're not suitable for women who haven't had kids ? 
I've no idea what Carrot Leg, Balloon Leg, or Barrel Leg are.   Ankle Grazers is the only one I recognise.

Straight leg, wide leg, cropped, tapered are some of the descriptions for Bon Marche  Mups, perhaps you could find what you're looking for there  ?

[Scrumpy]

I use ankle grazers or culottes .. . I am only 5.4.. and the trousers are so long..
Long trousers make me look as if I have no legs.. Tight jeans are a no no.. 
Older people in jeans just doesn't work.. IMO..
I prefer NEXT..

[Alex]

Oi Missus, I wear jeans usually M & S the Per Una ones are nice, deffo not the 'Mom Jeans' though 

[Raven]

If down in Perth I always look in Matalan I like stretchy denim not rigid. They move with you and make life easy, especially when clambering up on a horses back. The ones I have on at the moment I doubt you would like if you don't like tight ones. But these are so soft n comfy
Label says FnF so they are from Tesco.

[Alex]

Those look like jeggings Raven, too tight for me, I can't get 'em off !!!

[Raven]

All my leggings are plain black or have 3 white stripes down the side.  I actually prefer my leggings to be honest.

[JBR]

I'm not sure what flipping trousers are.  Do they flip on and off electronically?

[Scrumpy]

When I spoke of jeans I mean tight jeans..
I wear denim culottes.. I prefer soft material nothing stiff..