Crab walking. !!

[Scrumpy]

 I have just watched a drunk guy walk down the road.. 
Any open drive or gate he would swerve to the left and enter the gap..
He would then think about it.. do a step to the right.. Then continue on his way..
  Happy days.. 

[klondike]

I remember many moons ago saying good night to a girlfriend watching her father do much the same except he fell over a hedge and into a garden. Did I help him?  Did I 'eck as like.