enough to knock the wind out of you.

[alfred]

Thinking back to the past when i and others attended  life saving course , which then included resuscitation as well , 
well one of our team decided to have a full blown breakfast before the course began and at a later time the man volunteered  to become a victim where by all he had to do was to lay on the floor as another person had to breath  air into his lungs , all went well until this man broke wind which unless you were stone deaf was impossible to notice,  another member of the team taking part said  your supposed to revive him as he is suffocating us,  as another voice above the others said dont worry about him, get the bl''dy doors and windows open or he will have a job reviving us ,

strangely enough there were no other volunteers after that  i wonder why ,   

Do you have  funny story to  tell us if so will you share them with us,