Waiting.. !!

[Scrumpy]

Today I had an appointment at the doctors..

Me and others sat in a long corridor.. In front of us were many numbered doors..
Every so often one would open.. a body with just eyes showing called out a name.. and the named person would enter the room...
 We sat their waiting.. no one spoke.. face masks covered up all expressions..
 Is this a sign of things to come.. ?

Do you remember when patients sat in a waiting room and chatted about their illnesses trying to go one better than the poor guy sitting there bandaged head to toe.. with crutches and an axe in his head.... ?

[klondike]

There won't be anybody ill there. They will all be in for blood tests. They refer anybody that may be infectious to A&E.

[Alex]

I haven't seen a doctor for ages, I know I should go back but what's the point ?  I have a couple of friends in much worse situation than me who are still waiting for hospital appointments.  I want a refund on my contributions.  
 

[Scrumpy]

I have to go back next week for a  'Review'.. With a nurse..

I noticed that they are doing the Autumn Booster (together) with the Flu Jab at the surgery..
First time since Covid hit..

[1955vintage]

I thought only royalty got appointments with doctors. I doff my cap to you.

[Scrumpy]

You are very kind Sir...  Unfortunately it is with the nursing staff.. I have no idea which numbered door my doctor is hiding behind..

[klondike]

I have no idea which numbered door my doctor is hiding behind..

You'd need to know his address to know that. Check the staff car park. How many cars worth over £50k and how many around £2k and you can work out proportion of docs to nurses in the surgery. It will be very very small.

[Scrumpy]

The staff car park is well hidden behind the building.. They were not stupid when they re- modernized  the area during the start of covid.. 
The doctors consulting rooms are upstairs.... Only the chosen few climb these..

[klondike]

How did you get here?

I climed the stairs.

Nothing wrong with you then.

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