Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

While in the pub a fight broke out
After Mabel was groped and gave a shout
She was as white as a sheet
But she wasn't beat
She gave the bloke a mighty clout.

[Mups]

A whistle was heard and the Cops burst in
They spotted young Al, nicking bottles of Gin

[GrannyMac]

A whistle was heard and the Cops burst in
They spotted young Al, nicking bottles of Gin
They watched him go
Did they stop him, no

[klondike]

A whistle was heard and the Cops burst in
They spotted young Al, nicking bottles of Gin
They watched him go
Did they stop him, no
Just shoplifting - no longer a sin

Oh just what is the world coming to?

[Mups]

Oh just what is the world coming to?
Fighting and crimes done in full view
The Law doesn't care
And we're in despair

[GrannyMac]

Oh just what is the world coming to?
Fighting and crimes done in full view
The Law doesn't care
And we're in despair
The government haven't a clue 😬

Give us a system that's fair for UK
It's what most sensible people say

[Mups]

Give us a system that's fair for UK
It's what most sensible people say 
Will we ever see the day
When Cops take thieves away

[Scrumpy]

Give us a system that's fair for UK
It's what most sensible people say
Will we ever see the day
When Cops take thieves away
Or even a cop who passes this way

[Scrumpy]

Dolly put on her very best dress
She jumped on a bus to go up west

[klondike]

Dolly put on her very best dress
She jumped on a bus to go up west
With the hemline high 
She showed plenty of thigh

[Mups]

Dolly put on her very best dress
She jumped on a bus to go up west
With the hemline high 
She showed plenty of thigh 
Then got ogled by an old pest.