Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

#7920
I don't think I dare, I'd get it all wrong
I forgotten how, it's been so long
What to say, and what to wear
And doing something posh with my hair
And I'm not the shape to wear a thong.     :grin:

GrannyMac

I count my blessings whilst I can
We're still together, me and my old man
Like Mups I wouldn't have a clue
If I was single, what to do?
I'd talk to Scrumpy, there's a plan 💡 

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I take my hat off to the singles
Who still enjoy a chance to mingle
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

#7922
I take my hat off to the singles
Who still enjoy a chance to mingle
I often see some who go for a walk
Sometimes they stop to have a talk
Only Santa stops .. I know his jingle
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner

klondike

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner
Kangaroo fritters? Not for me
They'd even put me off my tea


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Ruthio

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner
Kangaroo fritters? Not for me
They'd even put me off my tea
Now roast beef ~ that would be a winner!

Scrumpy

Spam at the Co-op was 1.93
Sid really fancied some, to have for his tea
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Spam at the Co-op was 1.93
Sid really fancied some, to have for his tea
Co-op own brand was 1.42
For 50p he'd make that do


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