Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

There was a young man from NewYork
Who would stop total strangers to talk
He would chat about Trump
Which gave people the hump 
They ignored him and got on with their walk.


We alter the clocks this weekend
A mixture of winter/spring will then blend

[klondike]

We alter the clocks this weekend
A mixture of winter/spring will then blend
We had our summer the week before last
Three nice days and then overcast

[Mups]

We alter the clocks this weekend
A mixture of winter/spring will then blend
We had our summer the week before last
Three nice days and then overcast 
Soon Christmas cards we will send!


Eric and Brian booked a nice cruise

[klondike]

Eric and Brian booked a nice cruise
They made sure to pick inclusive booze

[Scrumpy]

Eric and Brian booked a nice cruise
They made sure to pick inclusive booze
They had a double cabin with a porthole too
 And on a fine day they stuck their heads through

[klondike]

Eric and Brian booked a nice cruise
They made sure to pick inclusive booze
They had a double cabin with a porthole too
And on a fine day they stuck their heads through
Brian clocked his head and got a big bruise

Brian's bruise got tongues wagging

[Mups]

Brian's bruise got tongues wagging 
His forehead swelled and his jaw was sagging

[Scrumpy]

Brian's bruise got tongues wagging
His forehead swelled and his jaw was sagging
A 'lover's tiff' the gossips said

[klondike]

Brian's bruise got tongues wagging
His forehead swelled and his jaw was sagging
A 'lover's tiff' the gossips said
Eric kicked him out of bed

[Mups]

Brian's bruise got tongues wagging
His forehead swelled and his jaw was sagging
A 'lover's tiff' the gossips said
Eric kicked him out of bed 
We'd heard it said he kept on nagging.


Came the day for Lily to get wed
To her handsome boyfriend, name of Jed

[GrannyMac]

Came the day for Lily to get wed
To her handsome boyfriend, name of Jed
Her dress was lace, in sparkling white
A veil, tiara, she was a pretty sight
 

[Mups]

Came the day for Lily to get wed
To her handsome boyfriend, name of Jed
Her dress was lace, in sparkling white
A veil, tiara, she was a pretty sight 
And up the aisle by her Pa she was led.


The music played and all looked good
Everything going the way that it should