Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap 

[klondike]

A grumpy pensioner while visiting town
Moaned closed shops were getting him down
No more cobblers the end of all that
just loads of charity shops selling crap
Still - just 50p for that dressing gown...

Leaving the shop bargain in hand
He checked the label to see the brand
BHS where were they now?