Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ernie booked a session with Dan
Which made Dan a happy man
Ernie wore his shorts and vest
But as the exercise progressed
Dan leered, and ended up banned.


Why do shops have  top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf

[GrannyMac]

Why do shops have top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf 🧝�♀️ 
Perhaps they might deter a thief
Is that the manager's belief?

[Mups]

Why do shops have top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf 🧝�♀️
Perhaps they might deter a thief
Is that the manager's belief?
But he's only 4ft 10 himself.


Flo called at the vicarage to see
If the vicar would come to tea

[Scrumpy]

Flo called at the vicarage to see
If the vicar would come to tea
Scones with strawberry jam
Finger sandwiches filled with ham

[GrannyMac]

Flo called at the vicarage to see
If the vicar would come to tea
Scones with strawberry jam
Finger sandwiches filled with ham
That afternoon at half past three

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A man with a chainsaw cut down Scrumpy's trees
She smiled at him sweetly, and offered a cup of tea

[Mups]

A man with a chainsaw cut down Scrumpy's trees
She smiled at him sweetly, and offered a cup of tea
So  he sat down on the bench
And thought - " Phew, what a wench
She'd do me nicely yer see."


His lad got up and said ' Blimey Guv'
'I do believe you're in love'

[GrannyMac]

A man with a chainsaw cut down Scrumpy's trees
She smiled at him sweetly, and offered a cup of tea
So  he sat down on the bench
And thought - " Phew, what a wench
She'd do me nicely yer see."


His lad got up and said ' Blimey Guv'
'I do believe that you're in love'
His boss just got on with the chopping 
But inside, his heart was flip-flopping
He thought he'd ask her out for some grub.

The job was done, the trees no more
They packed away the big chainsaw
'£30 and a date with me?
I'll take you to the pub for tea'

[klondike]

The job was done, the trees no more
They packed away the big chainsaw
'£30 and a date with me?
I'll take you to the pub for tea'
And Scrumpy had thought she'd never score

Prompt at 8 he tapped the door