Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

They keep talking about us having snow
One says we will - the others don't know
Nasty cold wet stuff ❄ -
But pretty,  like cotton wool fluff
Tho' it comes with cold winds that blow 💨 
          
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'A cup of tea and a nice mince pie'
That was on the sign that caught Bill's eye

[Scrumpy]

' A cup of tea and a nice mince pie'
That was the sign that caught Bill's eye
He might meet someone to have a chat
So he took a seat and down he sat

[klondike]

'A cup of tea and a nice mince pie'
That was the sign that caught Bill's eye
He might meet someone to have a chat
So he took a seat and down he sat
Cold tea! Bill just gave a sigh

Bill left no tip he just slouched off

[Ruthio]

Bill left no tip he just slouched off
Worst of all he was starting a cough 😒 

[Scrumpy]

Bill left no tip as he slouched off
Worst of all he was starting to cough 😔 
A bit of mince pie stuck in his throat 
People avoided him. It was no joke
Even dogs barked 'woof, woof woof'

[Mups]

 Flo sat reading with her rollers in
Sam looked down his nose like it was a sin

[Ruthio]

Flo sat reading with her rollers in
Sam looked down his nose like it was a sin
But he looked a sight too!

[Scrumpy]

Flo sat reading with her rollers in
Sam looked down his nose like it was a sin
But he looked a sight too!
In a string vest his nipples showed through

[GrannyMac]

Flo sat reading with her rollers in
Sam looked down his nose like it was a sin
But he looked a sight too!
In a string vest his nipples showed through
That vest should go in the bin 🗑� 
   
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Mary had a little lamb
Joe had fritters made of Spam

[Mups]

Mary had a little lamb
Joe had fritters made of Spam 
Apple Pie to follow
In custard they did wallow

[Scrumpy]

Mary had a little lamb
Joe had fritters made of Spam
Apple pie to follow
In custard they did wallow
For tea they just had bread and jam

[Scrumpy]

Beryl was a wallflower waiting for a dance
Percy looked her way.Was she in with a chance !

[Mups]

Beryl was a wallflower waiting for a dance
Percy looked her way.Was she in with a chance ! 
She painted more gloss on her lips
Winked, then wiggled her hips

[GrannyMac]

Beryl was a wallflower waiting for a dance
Percy looked her way.Was she in with a chance !
She painted more gloss on her lips
Winked, then wiggled her hips
At last, some signs of romance!

A tango, a quickstep, they sailed across the floor
Ladies choice? Beryl was keen to dance some more

[Mups]

A tango, a quickstep, they sailed across the floor
Ladies choice? Beryl was keen to dance some more 
They whizzed round the floor at a good pace
With both of them having a smile on their face