Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Am I daft? Am I insane?
I must be writing here again

[Mups]

Am I daft? Am I insane?
I must be writing here again
If you're losing the plot, then so are we
As we sit here writing with our cup of tea
But at least it keeps us using our brain.   


It's Sunday tomorrow, so what will you do
Have a big roast,  or a big bowl of stew
Then a good film on telly
Once you've filled your belly

[GrannyMac]

It's Sunday tomorrow, so what will you do
Have a big roast,  or a big bowl of stew
Then a good film on telly
Once you've filled your belly
And put your feet up with a nice glass or two

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The Government is in a mess
What's the next crisis, can anyone guess?

[Mups]

The Government is in a mess
What's the next crisis, can anyone guess?
The Budget will come
Will she do her sums
And will we have even less?!

*  *  *

Why do weekends  go so fast
Barely five minutes they seem to last

[GrannyMac]

Why do weekends go so fast?
Barely five minutes they seem to last
It used to matter more to me
When I was working, but now I'm free

[Mups]

Why do weekends go so fast?
Barely five minutes they seem to last
It used to matter more to me
When I was working, but now I'm free 
Now we're retired we can have a blast.

*   *   *   

Poor old Mavis really felt the cold
She thought it was 'cos she was getting old
With winters drawers on, and thick woolly vest

[Ruthio]

Poor old Mavis really felt the cold
She thought it was 'cos she was getting old
With winters drawers on, and thick woolly vest
She made herself a cosy nest 

[klondike]

Poor old Mavis really felt the cold
She thought it was 'cos she was getting old
With winters drawers on, and thick woolly vest
She made herself a cosy nest
She needed jabs so she was told

How many texts would she be sent?

[GrannyMac]

How many texts would she be sent?
Just one, too many isn't time well spent
She always keeps a diary too

[Scrumpy]

How many texts would she be sent ?
Just one, too many isn't time well spent
She always keeps a diary too
And a doggie calendar in the loo

[Mups]

How many texts would she be sent ?
Just one, too many isn't time well spent
She always keeps a diary too
And a doggie calendar in the loo 
She will reply to text to say what she meant.

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Sam decided to buy a boat
He fished, and wanted to float

[klondike]

Sam decided to buy a boat
He fished, and wanted to float
He took it out when he was drunk

[Mups]

Sam decided to buy a boat
He fished, and wanted to float
He took it out when he was drunk
And decided to have a quick dunk

[Scrumpy]

Sam decide to buy a boat
He fished, and wanted to float
He took it out when he was drunk
And decided to have a quick dunk
Will he find his boat ?.. No, he wont