Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


One day at the Gardening Club
Noah said 'Let's go down the pub'
So off they went two by two
Freddie went with his mate Lew
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

One day at the Gardening Club
Noah said 'Let's go down the pub'
So off they went two by two
Freddie went with his mate Lew 
And while they were there, they had some grub.


An Owl flew in the Co-op today
Twit ter Woo he called all day
He sat on the till and watched Jan & Will
Then pulled faces at folk from the window sill

Scrumpy


An Owl flew in the Co-op today
Twit ter Woo he called all day
He sat on the till and watched Jan & Will
Then pulled faces at folk from the window sill
And he winked at Betty and May
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Sat there waiting for a delivery to come
Bert began to ache, especially his bum

Scrumpy

Sat there waiting for a delivery to come
Bert began to ache, especially his bum
They were two streets away
They were three yesterday
He shouldn't have used Amazon
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

It's been delivered or so say's their text
Please leave a review they're asking next


Ruthio

It's been delivered or so says their text
Please leave a review they're asking next
He ripped off the paper

Mups

It's been delivered or so says their text
Please leave a review they're asking next
He ripped off the paper
Yards of it - what a caper
Just to get his new string vest!

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Sitting there watching the box
Ken noticed a hole in his sox

klondike

Sitting there watching the box
Ken noticed a hole in his sox
Two little piggies showing through
Could that be fixed with a bit of glue?