Yet another 'You Couldn't Make It Up'.

[klondike]

I guess I won't be going on any cruises around the Caribbean this year...

[Michael Rolls]

Not even if you are Johnnie Depp!

[klondike]

I'll have you know that's Captain Jack Sparrow sir with no fear of death even at the hand of the Donald.. it's the Black Pearl he is protecting.

[Dextrous63]

I'll have you know that's Captain Jack Sparrow sir with no fear of death even at the hand of the Donald.. it's the Black Pearl he is protecting.

Is that Lammy?.  Certainly the right shape and colour. 

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Dextrous63]

I suppose we ought to give him space (albeit quite a lot of space 😬).

His now famous "get a grip, man" line is, in fact, the advice his wife gives him when he accidentally starts to roll out of bed when he turns over to turn the lights off and his legs aren't long enough to reach down to the mattress to stop the roll.