Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

"My sincere apologies for being so rude" -
Said Ted to the Vicar down in Bude

[klondike]

"My sincere apologies for being so rude" -
Said Ted to the Vicar down in Bude
They're rather touchy down that way
Take offence at whatever you say
Mind you Ted had been quite crude

With what he said to poor Slack Alice

[GrannyMac]

With what he said to poor Slack Alice
His words were offensive and full of malice

[klondike]

With what he said to poor Slack Alice
His words were offensive and full of malice
Some things he asked could not be done
Even just dressing as a nun

[Ruthio]

With what he said to poor Slack Alice
His words were offensive and full of malice
Some things he asked could not be done
Even just dressing as a nun
So he went back into Buck Palace 

[klondike]

Ed had been a disappointment to his dad
Not so much as Andy though who was really bad

[Mups]

Ed had been a disappointment to his dad
Not so much as Andy though who was really bad
And Peter was courting his bit of fluff
Now he's got her up the duff
How times changed since 'Dad' was a lad.

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While  Ernie watched telly late one night

[Ruthio]

While  Ernie watched telly late one night
He saw out of the window a terrible sight 🤯

[Scrumpy]

While Ernie watched telly late one night
He saw out of the window a terrible sight
Next door was kissing Lil' over the wall

[Mups]

While Ernie watched telly late one night
He saw out of the window a terrible sight
Next door was kissing Lil' over the wall 
But he suddenly lost grip and had a fall