Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"

Mups

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"
She wondered about her choice
But he had a really nice voice

Alex

Maggie on a dating site chatted to Fred from Crewe
She was rather nervous, but managed "How d'ya do"
She wondered about her choice
But he had a really nice voice
So she asked him to meet for a brew.


 

Ruthio

They met at a pub called The Kings Arms 🤴 

Scrumpy


They met at a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

They met at a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome

Scrumpy


They met in a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome
'Til she saw the size of his bum
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

They met in a pub called The Kings Arms
He walked in the door flashing his charms
She was quite overcome
'Til she saw the size of his bum
"Dear God" she cried, and swallowed some Kalms 💊 💊