Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Fred snored so loud at his place
Nora put her pillow over his face
Fred fell silent ,even his breath
Nora's in the clink, over his death
Hoping her barrister can pull out an ace

Nora is pleading self defence
She is feeling rather tense

[Scrumpy]

Nora's pleading self defence
She is feeling rather tense
She might say she's not right in the head
And forgot that Fred was laying in her bed
 

[Mups]

Nora's pleading self defence
She is feeling rather tense
She might say she's not right in the head
And forgot that Fred was laying in her bed
She wished she had run, and jumped over the fence.


Stan was sunbathing outside in just a vest
'I dare you' said Mabel in jest

[Scrumpy]

Stan was sunbathing outside in just a vest
'I dare you said Mabel' in jest
He stayed in the sun to prove he wasn't a wimp
But for the next two weeks he walked with a limp

[Mups]

Stan was sunbathing outside in just a vest
'I dare you said Mabel' in jest
He stayed in the sun to prove he wasn't a wimp
But for the next two weeks he walked with a limp 
But his suntan was surely the best.


Freddie was known in Southend
For his string of admirers no end

[Scrumpy]

Freddie was known in Southend
For his string of admirers no end
There was Peggy, Alice and Joy
And rumours of someone named Roy

[GrannyMac]

Freddie was known in Southend
For his string of admirers no end
There was Peggy, Alice and Joy
And rumours of someone named Roy
If he fancied following a trend.

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An elderly woman named Jean
Fancied herself as a dancing queen

[Mups]

An elderly woman named Jean
Fancied herself as a dancing queen
She writhed and she wriggled
And everyone giggled

[GrannyMac]

An elderly woman named Jean
Fancied herself as a dancing queen
She writhed and she wriggled
And everyone giggled
She was at a disco for teens

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Kenny was a handsome dude
He liked to sunbathe in the nude

[klondike]

Kenny was a handsome dude
He liked to sunbathe in the nude
Not sure where he got the notion
But one day he left out sun lotion
His meat and two veg got badly stewed

Wearing shorts gave him great pain

[Mups]

Wearing shorts gave him great pain
He vowed never to do that again

[Scrumpy]

Wearing shorts gave him great pain
He vowed never to do that again
But the sun came out and Kenny did too
people were saying  'Phew'! 'Phew'!
And Kenny fried ,along with his brain

Kenny's funeral was a jolly affair
All his pal's from the club were there

[Mups]

Kenny's funeral was a jolly affair
All his pal's from the club were there 
They all drank a toast
To their missing host

[Ruthio]

Kenny's funeral was a jolly affair
All his pals from the club were there 
They all drank a toast
To their missing host
And then they all got drunk and stripped bare!