'Good Lord...

[Scrumpy]

.. Daphne  They've only stopped our WFA..
They must have done that whilst I was dozing..
Scoundrels... the lot of them..'


The House of Lords on receiving their letter in the post about the WFA...



I am sure most of the doddering old pensioners in the House Lords  accepted their 300pounds WFA..

[dextrous63]

They get more than that just for turning up for a doze in the heated place, as well as getting a subsidised meal.

[Vlad]

Lord Vlad of Birmingham VD and Scar, WC and Chain, Retd. has a certain ring to it, where do I apply, I snooze for a living? 

[dextrous63]

Lord Vlad of Birmingham VD and Scar, WC and Chain, Retd. has a certain ring to it, where do I apply, I snooze for a living?

If you could donate some untraceable Luncheon Vouchers to Kier Starmer inside a card saying how wonderful he is, that may well be enough.

[Scrumpy]

I wonder if the likes of Alan Sugar noticed the extra 300 pounds in his bank statement.. !!!

[Vlad]

If you could donate some untraceable Luncheon Vouchers to Kier Starmer inside a card saying how wonderful he is, that may well be enough.

Can I send him my gas bill?