Best chat up line..

[Scrumpy]

When I was first widowed.. many years ago I had a telephone call from a guy..
' Hi Irene..  Just wondering if you would like a rabbit.. I have caught a couple today'..
 It was our local poacher.. 

[Alex]

I had on a blouse with Chinese writing embroidered on the breast pocket.   In a club some creep's hand was heading for my pocket as he said " ooooh what does that say?"  Quick as a flash my friend cuts in "It says hands off " 
    

Timing is important   

[Vlad]

Whenever a young lady was introduced to me , I would reply with "Hi, my name's Vlad " shake their hand, pull them closer and whisper into their ear "and you'd better remember that, because you'll be screaming it all night".

I was young and foolish, it never worked either

[Mups]

Vlad,  you're shameless. 


I can't remember ever having had a corny chat-up line,  or if I have it couldn't have be very memorable.  

[Vlad]

Vlad,  you're shameless. 


I can't remember ever having had a corny chat-up line,  or if I have it couldn't have be very memorable. 

Its a burden being this awesome Mups, I bask in the warm glow that eludes normal men 🤣

[Diasi]

I never bothered with a chat-up line, I left it for the girls to do.