Dextrous

[Scrumpy]

I hope you are well..  Haven't seen you around lately...
If you need anything from Co-op .. let me know...

[Vlad]

I have been in touch with the man, he doesn't need anything from Co-op,, he has taken a few days off, affairs of state and all that, but he will be back soon.

[Mups]

I heard he had locked himself in the loo and his wife was away  . . . 

[Scrumpy]

'Affairs of the state'
'Locked in the loo'

There's a scandal there somewhere.. !!

[Mups]

'Affairs of the state'
'Locked in the loo'

There's a scandal there somewhere.. !!

Apparently the loo door lock has been dodgy for a long time but he hasn't got round to fixing it.
 
His missus usually lets anyone out,  but she's away for a few days  (that's what she told him anyway ).
I understand he has been released now though, and is recovering well - mind you,  being a male of the species,  this could take twice the length of time of a female.