Cometh the day..

[Scrumpy]

The big change is on the horizon .. 
The day is coming when we will no longer need to wait in a corridor laying on a trolley for many hours..
An appointment will be made to SEE a doctor the same week..
Our potholes will be filled.
Our taxes will fall along with prices in the store..
Foreign illegals will be no more.. everyone will be welcome with open arms to our shores..
 All this when the Looney Party take over ..

[klondike]

It doesn't matter who wins. They are all going to fix all of those things. 

I'm wondering if I still need my postal vote. My polling station is less than 100 yards away. Better keep it though in case we are ever allowed to vote again after this election.

[Mups]

Yep,   today's the day when all things wonderful will happen, and we will never have problems again.

As Scrumps said,  our roads will be mended,  doctors will be easy to see,  hospital appointments will be quickly available,  boat people will be a thing of the past,  food and petrol prices will quickly drop.

I am so excited,  aren't you?   

[Vlad]

Hallelujah...it's a new beginning...peace and prosperity will be returned to this green and pleasant land, the sun will shine down on chubby snot and pimple free faces of our children. And all will be well in Oceania "It was a bright sunny  day in July and the clocks were striking thirteen."

[Scrumpy]

... and little Jimmy will have jam for tea.

[JBR]

I agree.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if one fine day a political party got into government and actually produced everything they had promised to do?

This country could actually turn itself around completely and even rejoin the 'first world'!  😮😮😮

[Scrumpy]

... and Lil' up the road will sleep in her own bed again

[Vlad]

I agree.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if one fine day a political party got into government and actually produced everything they had promised to do?

This country could actually turn itself around completely and even rejoin the 'first world'!  😮😮😮

What are you smoking? 😳

[JBR]

What are you smoking? 😳

Not smoking.  I've just had my morning pint glass of single malt.

[Vlad]

Not smoking.  I've just had my morning pint glass of single malt.

You could have said, I would have popped by.

[klondike]

He sneaked behind the bar to fill it...

[JBR]

He sneaked behind the bar to fill it...

I sneaked behind the bar to hide it.