Hi all

[dextrous63]

Yours was on my lovely hair.

I reckon you are just a jealous baldylocks. I can send some trimmings for you to glue on if you provide a SAE 

Envelope?  Think I'd need to send something way larger for that fleece on your bonce😬

[JBR]

No fun if they are ..
Me and Sam would do a bit of personal attacking just to liven up our marriage.. Especially on a Sunday when there was nothing on the tv.. 

Personal attacks?

Oi!  It isn't a TV, it's called a telly!

[Scrumpy]

We is posh down here... 
I was going to say 'small screen' but I knew that would confuse you..

[dextrous63]

We is posh down here...
I was going to say 'small screen' but I knew that would confuse you..

I bet you sit, playing at your little fake Wurlitzer organ whilst watching some old silent movies on your super 8 projector, with a glass of babycham on the side.

[JBR]

We is posh down here...
I was going to say 'small screen' but I knew that would confuse you..

Small screen?  Our telly is over 40".

[Scrumpy]

I bet you sit, playing at your little fake Wurlitzer organ whilst watching some old silent movies on your super 8 projector, with a glass of babycham on the side.

You keep your nose away from my window sir..

[klondike]

Small screen?  Our telly is over 40".

When you're posh like Scrumpy 40" is a small screen. A very small screen.