It's dark in here

[klondike]

A woman has an affair while her husband is at work. While she's in bed with her lover, her 13-year-old son walks in, sees them both, and hides in the closet to watch. Then the man comes home and the woman puts her lover in the closet too without noticing that her son is already in there.

Son: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes."
Son: "I have a baseball."
Man: "Nice."
Son: "Do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Son: "My father is standing out there..."
Man: "Okay, alright, how much?"
Son: "$250"
Man: "Okay."

Now the boy hides in the closet whenever the bell is ringing. After three weeks the same thing happens again, again the son and the lover are together in the closet.

Son: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes."
Son: "I have a baseball glove."
The man remembers the game from last time and annoyedly asks, "How much this time?"
Son: "$750"
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the son: "Let's play baseball, get your ball and glove."

Boy: "I can't, I sold the stuff."
Father: "For how much?"
Boy: "$1000."
Father: "That's outrageous, ripping off your friends like that! That's a lot more than the things are worth. You're coming to church now and confessing your sins."

Both go to church and the father puts the boy in the confessional.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Priest: "Don't start that shit again!"

[Diasi]

Lol. 

[Michael Rolls]

        

[dextrous63]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alex]

   

[Ashy]

[Scrumpy]