Here's one story...

[klondike]

... that won't get much coverage on the mothership

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22960959/rudest-town-name-britain-cocks-cornwall/

I bet even the url will get censored 

Residents of the tiny hamlet of Cocks, near Perranporth, Cornwall, have resigned themselves to being the butt of jokes

LOCALS in Britain's rudest-named village have pleaded with visitors to "keep your hands off our Cocks" after their road signs have been repeatedly stolen and defaced.

Villagers in the sleepy hamlet of Cocks, Cornwall, say they are tired of being the butt of jokes, which includes people graffitiing "fat", "big", "hard" or "little" on signs in the village.

[Raven]

I wonder why some silly ass give a place that type of name, and I'm surprised the locals haven't demanded it be changed.

[GrannyMac]

😅😅

Son used to live near Butt Lane.  We've gone up and down the A1 for years. There's a village in Northumberland called Shilbottle. The kids used to check the sign every time. They called it Shitbottle for years. 

[1955vintage]

Same problem in Hucking, Kent.

[Scrumpy]

We have a Cockshot Hill nearby..