No tongues...

[morty]

See. Another post misunderstood. 

Come nere and have a hug ... 

[dextrous63]

I wouldn't if I were you klondy.  You ever read The Collector by John Fowles?  

Be very wary.

[klondike]

So you're tonsured?

No. I go for the mad professor style. A Trump would be possible but so far unnecessary.

[dextrous63]

You look younger than I imagined.

[klondike]

The picture is a year old. I haven't had a haircut since in case I need that combover. 

[Scrumpy]

I think Klondike has a lovely face.. Kind eyes.. 
If this was a dating site and we were all ten years younger I would probably put a   against his profile.. 
Having said that... I've read/heard of strange people on those sites.. especially Tinder..  Sometimes they are not all they are cracked up to be..
Who knows.. !! Klondike might be a man that would carry me off to a far exotic land and have his wicked way with me.. 

[klondike]

It's good to dream Scrumpy. I'm just a boring old devil I'm afraid.

[dextrous63]

It's amazing how much better someone can look with a bit of photoshop work. 

[klondike]

What on earth are you talking about?

[dextrous63]

[klondike]

Only just came across this..

[morty]

  That's put me off my tea!

[Scrumpy]

... and any snacks... 

[dextrous63]

Some on here may not have heard our standard teacher/pupil exchange at RC school:

"Bend over, boy"

"No sir.  I'd rather have the cane"

[Ashy]

There was no cause for a Lama.