Variation on spot the white man

[klondike]

I usually scan the Mail and Express websites for any stories that may interest me. The last couple of days it has been a case of finding any story that isn't about the Royals. Poor Harry must be feeling really sick as his attempts to withdraw from public life and keep his head below the parapet don't seem to be working out too well. Perhaps it's the interviews, Netflix series and the book to blame. 

[Alex]

What a silly man he is, imagine being daft enough to admit to killing 25 Taliban ?????????

[Raven]

I just wish he'd done what he said he would. Move to the new place and live quietly.

[Scrumpy]

He will never 'live quietly' there is no money attached to that..
 I heard on Zoe Ball that a book shop had copies of  SPARE   and  HOW to KILL your FAMILY displayed next to each other.