computers and problems.

[alfred]

I think my desk top had been playing up , how ever very recently its started working again and im pleased to say  im back

its like coming home ,

[Scrumpy]

Welcome Home Alfred.

[zoony]

In that case, welcome home Alf. Sit thi down an take yer shoes off.. Ye'll've had yer tea? 

[alfred]

Thank you Zoony and scrumpy,

Yes i thought my desk top needed a good hammering as i couldn't sign in but now it working fine, so thank you for your kind words ,

[klondike]

i thought my desk top needed a good hammering

A technique held in high regard by those selling new computers.

How does it go?

Something like - My compter beat me at chess but it was no match when it came to kick boxing. 

[alfred]

well youve given that some thought ,steel toed boots i assume.

[klondike]

In truth more just a good stiff talking to.

[TREBOR]

Brings to mind John Cleese giving his car a "damned good thrashing" in Faulty Towers.

[klondike]

Yes the same thought crossed my mind as I was replying. Comic genius.

[GrannyMac]

That series was one not to miss!  Loved that scene with the car. 

[klondike]

I must have not failed to miss the whole lot dozens of times. I know the words better than the cast (yes I know I'm repeating myself. I've got an excuse. I'm a pensioner  )