Best party in town..!

[Scrumpy]

Every evening ,on the TV, someone tries to tempt me to join them and their party.
They talk of the changes they want to make.. They tell me that the pound in my pocket will become several more..
How they want to help me because I am old.. To offer our young a better education and send our Ambulances out within 10 minutes..
Some promise that our doctors will welcome our visits and hospitals will be available to us..(I made that one up)..
That our rivers will all run clear..blah blah blah ..


I think I will stick to the party Boris goes to..

[klondike]

I thought we had council elections here this year but it turns out we had some last year. Such was the excitement that I had clean forgotten.

[Scrumpy]

We have them in May here..