And what is that tell me please?

Gorgeous!

Blimey!!! I hope he got time! Or was it a slap on the wrist and told to 
be a good boy?

I can't remember my/our cars, all British, one was a Mini, except the last, 
 a Peugeot 106. But I can remember my dad's, I even remember the
reg number, but can't remember any of ours.

It's my cleaner's day, lovely ladies. We had a good chinwag about ghosts.
It seems one not only believes but attracts them. She will tell me more
next week. Fascinating! 

My hubs once, in a Dr's surgery, asked me how old he was......

Starmer isn't as corrupt as Trump either. I see that woman has given Trump
 her peace prize to curry favour, just like Starmer handed him an invitation 
from the King. He'll be hanging it in the Oval Office along with his other tacky
 stuff.

Quote from: GrannyMac on January 16, 2026, 08:02:31 AMWhere's my (insert any item)??  Often asked by men to whatever woman is fortunate enough to live with them. 💖

Nine times out of 10 the item was where he'd already looked ! 

Just had my delivery from Just Bee  www.justbeehoney.co.uk
I think they're in Greater Manchester somewhere, lovely fella running it.

Even more exasperating Scrumps,  was my car was parked in my own driveway at the time!
The half wit came off the road on the nasty bend outside,  into my neighbours garden,  through the dividing fence, still kept going and ended up with his two front wheels on the roof of my car!
He also knocked a very tall conifer down which fell right across my driveway, completely  blocking  off the entrance.

Miraculously, the nutter got out of it and attempted to do a runner,  but two neighbours across the road saw him and grabbed him - one of getting his leg bitten in the process - and held him till the cops arrived to cart him off.

All very frightening it was,  but I did wonder if I my car hadn't been parked there, the bloke might have come straight through my living room window instead.

Prompt at 8 he tapped the door
His eyes popped out at what she wore
A pure satin dress and lovely red lips
She took his hand and wiggled her hips
I have a job for you.. Just one more