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#91
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Mups - August 09, 2026, 10:27:50 PM
I see we've had over 1200 people looking in again today.   :rolleyes:
#92
General Discussion / Re: Another youngster in Court...
Last post by muddy - August 09, 2026, 10:10:08 PM
My parents knew what I was doing .
That is I wasn't doing anything even vaguely criminal .

#93
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Mups - August 09, 2026, 10:08:08 PM
When she saw Gav, a dark six foot two,
She thought to herself that he would do
So she made a love potion
An ominous looking lotion
And thought to herself 'That'll do.'
#94
General Discussion / Re: Another youngster in Court...
Last post by Mups - August 09, 2026, 09:44:49 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 09, 2026, 07:12:00 PMAbsolutely agree..
How daft these people are who say ' My child wouldn't do THAT'..  Wouldn't they..!!
 I saw Hattie ( granddaughter) smoking..
My daughter found a bottle of alcohol in Martha's ( granddaughter) room.. When asked about it she said it belonged to someone else and she was looking after it for them..
Marnie took it away from her and told her that the family will enjoy it over lunch on Sunday..
 We don't know what the children are up to 24/7..
 Nor did our parents know what we were up to.. all those years ago..


But this boy had been at it for three years, Scrumps.
You'd have thought somebody would have noticed something odd in three years surely?

And as for having oral sex with a dead animal,  that is  beyond sickening.   
If that isn't sign of a very sick mind, I don't know what is.




#95
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by GrannyMac - August 09, 2026, 08:49:42 PM
Maggie was a gypsy who had a Crystal ball
When she glanced inside she could see it all
That tall dark stranger down the street
She could tell one day they'd meet
And for her, he'd surely fall 💕

When she saw Gav, a dark six foot two, 
She thought to herself that he would do


#96
The Chat Room / Re: Random acts of kindness
Last post by Scrumpy - August 09, 2026, 07:58:06 PM
I watered my neighbour's pot plants in the front garden.. They were away visiting her native Spain..
The plants looked so sad.. I sent her a text telling her ..
She was so, so happy...
#97
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Scrumpy - August 09, 2026, 07:51:54 PM
I used to say it to the children when they got too cocky.
#98
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by klondike - August 09, 2026, 07:50:09 PM
Maggie was a gypsy who had a Crystal ball
When she glanced inside she could see it all
That tall dark stranger down the street
She could tell one day they'd meet
#99
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - August 09, 2026, 07:33:27 PM
Then his wife saw the local rag
And read that Jim got hit by an old bag
' So much for robbers ' his missus thought
He told me porkies on how he fought
She was up for a real old nag.


August 09, 2026, 07:47:27 PM
Maggie was a gypsy who had a Crystal ball
When she glanced inside she could see it all





#100
General Discussion / Re: Another youngster in Court...
Last post by Scrumpy - August 09, 2026, 07:12:00 PM
QuoteI have teenage grandchildren.  They have sensible parents, but they can't police them 24/7.
Absolutely agree..
How daft these people are who say ' My child wouldn't do THAT'..  Wouldn't they..!!
 I saw Hattie ( granddaughter) smoking..
My daughter found a bottle of alcohol in Martha's ( granddaughter) room.. When asked about it she said it belonged to someone else and she was looking after it for them..
Marnie took it away from her and told her that the family will enjoy it over lunch on Sunday..
 We don't know what the children are up to 24/7..
 Nor did our parents know what we were up to.. all those years ago..