A miracle of Jesus



The traffic lights cause pandemonium of course.

He layed on the beach, all golden sand
When he suddenly felt a touch of a hand

Quote from: Scrumpy on March 19, 2026, 12:10:44 PMI feel so sad for the donkeys.. They work hard and then drop..
Little respect for them.. as they are easily replaced..

In another world I would be a wealthy landowner surrounded by these sad gentle creatures..

Couldn't agree more.   

Quote from: Scrumpy on March 19, 2026, 12:04:01 PMOh Mups.... You can't rely on men coming when they say they will.. 

You must be really pissed off with it all..

March 19, 2026, 12:05:43 PM  My car had a fine covering of Sahara dust..  She looks a lot better now..

Men are notorious for letting us down.  I think it must be a genetic thing.   

Another thing that has pee'd me off today is that car insurance claim that has been rumbling on since last September.
They have just sent me another email which is identical to the last 2 or 3 they've sent.  It says exactly the same stuff about they might have to employ a solicitor on my behalf  - blah blah blah.   
So I have been on the phone to them this morning too.   

They said it was just a routine letter to keep me in touch.   
I said it was a waste of their time and mine,  and what is the point of sending me identical letters each month.   I want to know the current situation,  not what it was last year!     His reply was they have been chasing the Motor Insurance Bureau for answers for the last month,  and apparently they don't take phone calls, it has to be through some sort of 'portal.'
And this is what they call progress nowadays??   



March 19, 2026, 01:12:17 PM

Quote from: klondike on March 19, 2026, 12:46:17 PMI've got a black car now. They show up all the muck. I used to say it's about time they made a road muck colour car. I've seen some that are pretty much that. They look horrible whether they are mucky or clean.

Well another nice day and it's the vernal equinox tomorrow so I've decided I'll give shorts a try and risk scaring  the local wildlife. Although it's sunny the temperature isn't all that high. I could bottle out after a few hundred yards. Possibly less. Occasionally in the past when I've misjudged the weather I only got as far as the front gate.

  Heaven forbid!    You could have warned us earlier, and given  us time to find the smelling salts!   

I've got a black car now. They show up all the muck. I used to say it's about time they made a road muck colour car. I've seen some that are pretty much that. They look horrible whether they are mucky or clean.

Well another nice day and it's the vernal equinox tomorrow so I've decided I'll give shorts a try and risk scaring  the local wildlife. Although it's sunny the temperature isn't all that high. I could bottle out after a few hundred yards. Possibly less. Occasionally in the past when I've misjudged the weather I only got as far as the front gate.

I feel so sad for the donkeys.. They work hard and then drop..
Little respect for them.. as they are easily replaced..

In another world I would be a wealthy landowner surrounded by these sad gentle creatures..

Oh Mups.... You can't rely on men coming when they say they will.. 

You must be really pissed off with it all..

March 19, 2026, 12:05:43 PM

Quote from: klondike on March 19, 2026, 10:14:42 AMI put mine through a car was Monday as it was covered in (probably) Sahara dust. It was fairly mucky again when I took it out yesterday.

My car had a fine covering of Sahara dust..  She looks a lot better now..

Cyril was on holiday down in Benidorm
And the first day there was a sunny morn
So he found his sun cream
And his hair he did preen
And a gold chain was worn

Bloody  computer man hasn't turned up!    
Fed up.   

Russian war horses seem to be donkeys these days