From me too folks, hope everyone has a lovely Christmas and a happy and healthy new year  x

Good news for you Raven, bet you can't wait to get to the beach !

A friend called this afo so I offered her a glass of something, as you do.  She fancied a Port so I started to pour her a small glass and dropped the bloody bottle.      What a waste, all down me, the worktop and on the floor.  If I'd been on my own I'd have licked it off the worktop    

Quote from: Mups on December 23, 2025, 05:02:17 PMOh No!    My strip light at the other end of the kitchen has packed up tonight!!   
It's the end where the cooker is,  so I can hardly see the cooker or sink!

I have just phoned the electrician,  but its on answerphone.  I've got a horrible feeling he might have finished for Christmas. 

Now what will I do???   

Strip light?  You're a stripper?
Oh, sorry.  I misunderstood.

There have been some serious delays round here of the post.  I can imagine that doctors' appointments by mail can easily come too late for many patients.  We are fortunate that appointments are received by email.
No lazy postmen.  Actually, I have heard that the Post Office is having problems recruiting posties now.  Perhaps the job is a little underpaid or the work is overwhelming.

candles?

Maybe a nice neighbor could nip up the ladder for you. Do you have a spare?
Other than that it's cook in daylight and torches for after dark.

Oh No!    My strip light at the other end of the kitchen has packed up tonight!!    
It's the end where the cooker is,  so I can hardly see the cooker or sink!

I have just phoned the electrician,  but its on answerphone.   I've got a horrible feeling he might have finished for Christmas.  

Now what will I do???   

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket 
With 10 straws for his mates to suck it

They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar
Dex saw someone carrying a bucket

Alan D Lord shouted 'free drinks all round
Dex groaned inside but made no sound
They'd appear on his tab he had no doubt
Should he pay up or start a rout ?
After all,  he only had £1.

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They all fought their way to the bar
Holding glasses and even a jam jar