Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise 
He would dance a good jig
While wearing his new wig
And tank up on plenty of booze.


Barry fancied a holiday in Spain

Soooo many this year several up in Scotland too. The worst is the one over in the Cairngorms it's now over two weeks and the damage is horrendous. People in the nearby villages were evacuated and it's still burning. The worst one I can ever remember happening up here.

BBC News - Cairngorms wildfire 'will have inevitable economic impact' - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rdv4wqw8go?app-referrer=deep-link

I am not keen on her, nor the other one either - Charlie Stayte.
I think they are both too sarky and bossy.

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Quote from: Scrumpy on August 01, 2026, 08:26:14 AMVery suspicious of some fires and how they start..

Yes,  me too,  Scrumps.   

She didn't tell me. I actually know nothing about her. I stopped watching BBC a long time before I binned the licence and have never watched any breakfast TV

Sadie held a bra from the sale stand
Olive saw it too. Grabbed it from her hand
Bert was disappointed he thought it would suit him
And Josh wanted it for his best friend Jim
Tony wasn't fussed - it wasn't his brand

Bert settled for stilleto heel shoes
Just the thing when he was on the cruise

I think she is married to someone.. high up.. at the Bbc..
And let's everyone know it..

I have just been for a walk... 

Probably they got fed up with all the complaints from staffers about her bossing them around. Apparently she's off to some backwater with few viewers or maybe it's listeners but naturally retaining her £360k salary.