Food was served, wine was poured,
Lots of chat, no one was bored
Scrumpy's top attracted glances,
With safety pins, she took no chances
So all was safe, thank the Lord.


The night wore on, and we all got merry
Mups was cackling on too much Sherry
Alex liked wine, and ordered another bottle
And the ladies went at it on full throttle

A bit of volunteering with Age Uk this AM. Home made soup for lunch, then popped to Tesco.  Don't go there often, but OH likes their cheese.

Things went off without a hitch
Despite the occasional breaking stitch
Nothing flopped out on display
But the chance caused mens eyes to stray
Do they need to scratch an itch?

Food was served, wine was poured, 
Lots of chat, no one was bored
Scrumpy's top attracted glances, 
With safety pins, she took no chances

I stopped doing any lottery when my then-boss reminded me of the odds, over thirty years ago.
 

Yesterday at 07:05:41 PM
I have succumbed to chocoholism again. I thought I had it under control, but today I was given
a box of Lindor assorted chocolates.
Woe is me......  

Egg mayo or thin ham and tomato, white bread and rolls are treats these days, so either would be nice.

Spot on, Ruthio.

The only time I crossed the Channel on a Hovercraft, the sea was like a mill pond both ways, and it was a very fast crossing.

The last time I visited Oz, the home flight was delayed due to a thunderstorm over Melbourne and we landed at Heathrow in a gale. The flight to Newcastle was delayed because of the gale, and was still very bumpy indeed. The stewardess served coffee, then took it back in case we ended up wearing it.

Happy days.

Quote from: Raven on Yesterday at 10:08:42 AMI hate those reality shows, every single one of them. I like good old fashioned telly with detective shows, comedy shows, nature documentaries ect ect.
We don't watch much telly now, record what either of us want to watch and do so when we want to.

Couldn't agree more.
Seems to me the fashion is to pick the lowest feature of human nature and exploit it...

I don't watch it but have read all about it lately...

Seems to me that if you put out this kind of totally crap tv (in my humble opinion) then you must expect totally crap behaviour!!

It really is the lowest of the low isn't it?

I mean, who in their right kind would take part in a show like this, and I'm pretty broad minded believe it or not!!

My tastes in sandwiches change. It used to be BLT, but at the moment, my favourite is smoked salmon.

I agree, Scrumpy.
It looks as if rape was committed, and that is wrong.