The black leather gear was all wrong
But he was fond of the skimpy thong
He thought he looked hot
But hot, he was not
Not to mention the rather odd pong

Poor Ron had no chance of a date

Those jokes at the end were hard to understand though. Good job she explained them.  

Server was using a lot of cpu even after apache restart.
I could just have checked my sig as that shows the server load.

I have rebooted the server and it looks more sensible now. Response times seem better too. Not sure what caused it but the odds are it was a hacking attempt. I should really be updating the server software but that's a PITA and I've been putting it off.

Pagespeed desktop performance looking good - https://pagespeed.web.dev/analysis/https-letschat-club/k2zk5xla6g?form_factor=desktop

Mobile always varies so isn't reliable to judge the server.

Our garden furniture arrives tomorrow so the rain will start tomorrow.

What message?

I just took a while to log in as Mark. There are errors in the log I've never seen before. I think one of our unwelcome visitors may have screwed something up. I'll restart Apache to see if that clears this up.

Pure evil

The sky has gone all black...
The humidity unbearable..
RAIN... for less than a minute..

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The black leather gear was all wrong
But he was fond of the skimpy thong
He thought he looked hot
But hot, he was not

She will always be the Vicar of Dibley to me..
Wonderful stuff..