Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 11:48:44 AMGreat pic.. I was living it.. nearly put my umbrella up..!!!!

I never got out the car.

People who don't arrive when they're supposed to.

Beige has no place in my home. Greens, Blues, Purples and black are the colours we both wear.

Quote from: Dextrous63 on September 29, 2026, 04:47:15 PMHe'll be hung by the neck from the tallest yard-arm in the fleet.

And scolded...harshly ... by a Chief Petty Officer 

It's taken some time but I have finally admitted that like you lot on here I am old! 
I realised this fact just recently when I bought a pair of beige trousers😱 Yes Beige!
The very word 'beige' is obscene; being impossible to pronounce except with a mild French accent. I even believe it means "the colour of the liquid that oozes out of the small intestine". 
Beige is for old people who live on Saga holiday coaches, not for a thrusting man  about town like myself, I did vow many moons ago that I would top myself if I bought anything beige...but I have succumbed to old age.
So I am now like you lot, wearing beige clothing, looking at the Saga holiday ads and dribbling while I sleep. 

Great pic.. I was living it.. nearly put my umbrella up..!!!!

We have the big stores not too far away.. Waitrose... Tesco.. Sainsbury's..
  On the whole it is quite convenient living here.. If you  just want to eat..
  No decent clothes stores though..

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 09:06:35 AMApparently the police issued a statement saying there was nothing to be concerned about..
GMB this morning.

Wouldn't happen to be the same police who released those 5 fellas in Gloucestershire, explaining that they might, or might not be terrorists who might or might not have been planning an attack and who might or might not be a danger to the public, but we thought we'd let them go with a stern ticking off and made them promise on their mothers' lives to behave themselves?

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 09:32:59 AMUsually need at least one girl and a dog for one of those. Keep and eye out - might see that.

One might identify as a female and another as a dog.  Five go wild in Gloucestershire