Yes,  lovely card Raven,  thankyou. 

I had a very nice lunch out,  good food and company. 
I also had a lovely big bunch of roses and chrysanths,  some pretty cards, and a very nice money voucher to spend at M & S, too.    A couple of friends popped in as well, so  all in all,  a nice, happy day.

Thank you all once again. x

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Must dash down the Jockeys Nostril now, before its too late,  as the Landlord says he has something nice for me behind the bar.   

Happy birthday Mups, hope you had a lovely day.

Nothing surprises me anymore

Quote from: Ruthio on December 13, 2025, 02:09:39 PMI'm not sure if I believe the story..,

I expect there was more to it,  as well.

Well I always thought Jake was gay
Whichever you can bet he'll have to pay 
But he changed his mind
Because of what he might find
So made his quick get away. 

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The Christmas tree was lit on the green
The prettiest the villagers had seen
Then carols were sung -
But the Vicar trod in some dung
So he left to get his shoes clean.

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"What's on TV"  said  big Arnie
As he sat and munched on his sarnie

If they're upset about people spitting, then come along to Bradford and see how the 'other half' live.
Oh, they won't arrest them, you can be sure.

Must admit I was dubious sounds  like social media BS but I haven't bothered to check.

BBC no less....



Don't worry though it is on more reliable sources as well.

PS it was apparently the spitting not the leaf.

Love that card!

Couldn't resist the card, it's so Dageus. 

Quote from: Scrumpy on December 13, 2025, 12:25:21 PMThe only so called 'Pressie behind the bar' in the Jockey's is
Mick the Prick from the butchers.. he does a lovely sausage...
 How I envy you Mups...

Wearing nothing but a frilly pinny