I've been for a walk in the park and a coffee and scone with a friend. Not nearly so hot, made a nice change,

"Just look at my dress you useless lump"
Ada shouted at Jim (who had a look of Forrest Gump)

Jim dropped his Yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then,  can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
And slid right out of the store

Just look at my dress you useless lump

Quote from: Vlad on August 06, 2026, 10:32:46 AMI think she deserves a Blue Peter Badge.........and a free...yes!....a free Parker Pen

We'll all be queueing up! 🖊 🫟

Summer is shorts. Better a bit breezy than sweaty.

Jim dropped his yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then, can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess
 Can she sue Co-op or Jim for a million or more ?

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 06, 2026, 06:30:50 AMScrumpy never fails! 🤣

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 06, 2026, 06:30:50 AMScrumpy never fails! 🤣

I think she deserves a Blue Peter Badge.........and a free...yes!....a free Parker Pen

Good 'un Scrumps. 


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Quote from: klondike on August 06, 2026, 10:18:11 AMI might wait til a bit later to go out. Bit breezy round the nether regions this morning.

Well if you will go out without your trousers on,  what do you expect.  

May once knew a Rag & Bone man
He spruced up nice- name of Dan
His horse was Flo an old nag
With carrots to munch in her bag 
They both used to live with his Nan.


Jim dropped his Yoghurt on the floor
Just as he got to the Co-op's door
And then,  can you guess?
Ada slipped in the mess