Quote from: Vlad on August 21, 2026, 12:45:20 PMAn odd headline..."found dead" ...

Someone must have been looking for him 

Teaspoons are my big problem, they disappear all the time.  I had a set of 6 now down to 3   

It's that military training staying with you.

Well done Scrumpy!!

And tupperware lids and teaspoons 🤣

All face coverings should be banned in public places.  Unless there is a medical reason for a Covid type mask.  That discriminates against no one. 

There aren't that many muslims in Portugal, not compared to UK where they are 8% of our population.  Imagine the kick off if we attempted to ban the burqa here ! 

I see them here if I go into town, and in the hot weather it annoys me that the men are dressed comfortably, whilst the women are head to toe in black.  There is no religious reason for it, a Muslim colleague, who dressed in Western clothes explained it clearly.  All the Koran says is that both men and women should dress modestly.  For her that meant, jeans/trousers, midi dresses, tops with sleeves.   Just like most of the women I worked with.  

My nightly routine is based totally on my previous life , I go to the toilet, have a dump, brush my tooth..go to the bedroom put on my camo pattern jim jams and get into my fart sack...A quick scratch and a re arrangement of my love muscle and associated equipment, a roll over and a quick sneaky bum burp then off to sleep. Easy.

The extra heat from the printer and computer opened a portal which your tape measure entered It happens with socks in tumble dryers, the extra heat opens a portal which transports just one sock Some scientists believe  that the heat generated by dryers could somehow create portals to other dimensions. These portals allow socks to move through time and space, appearing in unexpected locations or disappearing completely. Although this sounds like something out of science fiction, it connects with the broader concept of multiverse theories where multiple realities exist at the same time.