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#91
Announcements / Re: New user
Last post by JBR - July 15, 2026, 08:32:15 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on July 15, 2026, 07:57:26 PMWhere did tough titties go..?
I must 'ave been dreaming.. 😴
Certainly not the sort of language I would ever use...
#92
Announcements / Re: New user
Last post by Scrumpy - July 15, 2026, 07:57:26 PM

Where did tough titties go..?
I must 'ave been dreaming.. 😴
#93
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by GrannyMac - July 15, 2026, 06:11:51 PM
The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue
Kate decided to whip off all her clothes
And used her pants to blow her nose!
The neighbours kicked up quite a todo!

Kate lived in flats with gardens shared
She had no modesty, everything was bared

#94
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Ruthio - July 15, 2026, 05:06:21 PM
The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue
Kate decided to whip off all her clothes
And used her pants to blow her nose!
#95
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Vlad - July 15, 2026, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: klondike on July 15, 2026, 02:12:47 PMIt is well documented in scientific journals that there are leakages of matter from parallel universes but these have always thought to be small oddly shaped pieces of metal or plastic that appear in kitchen draws. Sometimes there is a straight transfer of such material and items such as radiator keys mysteriously disappear.

To my knowledge nothing the size of a Morris Minor engine has been reported although I must admit that I have no idea what happened to the single cylinder Matchless 350 engine I had in pieces in a box for years awaiting discovery of a frame it could be fitted into once rebuilt.
Apparently these devices (sheds)  can transcend the laws of space and time are capable taking out of action the majority of adult males in UK during periods of likely invasion by aliens
Saturday mornings and Sunday afternoons are especially dangerous  maybe the fact that my shed  that gives off a strange smell that is almost irresistible, Pine  and creosote may have mind altering properties!  The old fridge full of lager and cheap wine and my collection of glossy magazines  might be the reason I am seen staggering from there. There needs to be a guvvermunt investigation
#96
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by GrannyMac - July 15, 2026, 03:59:56 PM
We bought a new jetwasher.  We have a broken jetwasher in the shed. Same make, some of the parts may come in handy...😑.  If he chucked it, we could perhaps keep more cardboard boxes.
#97
Announcements / Re: New user
Last post by GrannyMac - July 15, 2026, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: klondike on July 15, 2026, 02:06:14 PMI doubt many pensioners use a VPN. This is almost certainly just another bot which for some reason used a believable user id to sign up.

I've sometimes checked and found unused IDs that are quite old. It's why I made some of the boards visible only to a manually assigned group and why it is safer in these troubled times (crap governments) to use Controversial or other private sections for some types of post.

My guess is that there is one type of bot that sets up IDs all over the web and they get sold on for use by others running different bots. We used to get one register and immediately post a bunch of links but I haven't seen that in ages.

More concerned about having a VPL. ☺️

Would be nice if Joan really is Joan though. 
#98
Gardening / Re: Two tier gardening
Last post by klondike - July 15, 2026, 03:28:26 PM
Quote from: Mups on July 15, 2026, 03:11:57 PMI've already explained that to her.   :smiley:
Sorry. I just replied as soon as i saw the post then missed all the others after that. 
#99
Gardening / Re: Two tier gardening
Last post by Mups - July 15, 2026, 03:11:57 PM
Quote from: klondike on July 15, 2026, 02:53:28 PMIsn't only use of a hosepipe that is banned anyway?
I've already explained that to her.   :smiley:

July 15, 2026, 03:16:25 PM
Muddy, thanks for the link.

I can't really see why anyone with medical needs would need a hosepipe though,  can you?

I also can't see why having 3 children under 19 should make a difference,  nor being on benefits either.    
Another office bod's brainwave by the sound of it.   :rolleyes:
#100
Sport / Re: World Cup 2026
Last post by Scrumpy - July 15, 2026, 03:10:59 PM
Good luck England  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 
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