Life on Mars wasn't comedy but made those changes very clear.

They could just be arriving.
Do you keep an inventory?
Do you count them night and again in the morning?
No?
I didn't think that you did. Be careful. Very careful. In a few months the cupboard door won't shut. Take no action for a year or so and you could find that you can't get into the kitchen.

People donating jigsaws to the charity shop - with pieces missing annoys me! The current one is missing at least one piece so far.  I know, because it's a corner piece. 🙄

I watched the first episode of Mammoth, on iPlayer yesterday.  Some humour in it, a 1970s man in today's world. It's not hilarious, but some things really resonate from the era and made me chuckle.

The only things I have a surfeit of are cleaning materials, washing up liquid, bleach etc. The cupboard under the sink is full. I think it's more that I don't clean very often rather than buying too much. 🤣

I have located another area of instability in the spacetime continuum within my house. It is a small table beside the sofa which is home to the TV remote and a few other bits and bobs including a rather nice high power LED torch. I noticed that this seems to have gone walkies.

I don't actually need it right now but everything has its proper place or I'd be forever losing things so I went on a hunt around the house. I did check Amazon first for spacetime continuum anomaly meters but they don't seem to sell them so I just had to use my eyes.

I didn't find it but did come across a completely infeasible number of cheap Ali Express LED torches. More that I could possibly have ever bought. I'm sure they have just drifted in. All I can do is wait and hope some of those drift out and my nice one returns.

Fortunately the kitchen draws now seem to have settled down and there are four tape measures - the two original and the two extra ones I bought because the originals vanished. I know I found one I think I'd never seen before and that's not in there so maybe it just wandered back to its owner. Perhaps I need to buy more nice torches.

Who is running the bloody country..!!!!
Certainly not the government...

Shoplifters boldly go into stores and remove what they want..

Rape and abuse.. Community Service and a slap on the wrist.

People fill up their motors and drive off..

And on .. and on it goes...

There was also that bloke Clive
She'd heard he had lots of drive
Dodgems.Speedway.Big bikes too
And horse races on the M22

Tsar

Bead