As limericks often do a saucy theme started started in the thread in chat. I created an image to suit which can be seen over. Here is an easy way for anybody to make an image using an online tool...

Go to

https://piccreator.ai/?utm_source=nanobanana_art

Describe the picture you want, choose the aspect ratio and resolution you want. This was using the defaults and is similar to the one I made for the limerics thread.

My description for this one...

Create a photorealistic image of an old man with long white hair dancing in union jack underpants in his garden at night in the moonlight . Beyond the old man are several old ladies can be seen peeping over the garden hedge watching him.


I downloaded the result and uploaded it to postimages - https://postimages.org/
Here it is...



It isn't as saucy as the limerick as it seems computers are prudes 

Let your creative juices flow. Not too much though as you only get a couple of goes free there. Of course there are plenty of others if you get the bug. I've blown my two there as I didn't like the first one.

A couple of others
https://gemini.google.com/app
https://designer.microsoft.com/

Yes, I like half a lemon squeezed into the water too -  and an ice cube if I've made some. 

Quote from: Ruthio on June 24, 2026, 01:34:42 PMYer all going barmy!
Its the heat I spose! 🔥

It must be. 🥵 

Quote from: Scrumpy on June 25, 2026, 11:21:59 AMI go bra less.. Even to the shops.. Loose clothing and flat chested helps..
I look like a deck chair if I lie on the beach..

Ooh,  you little rascal you.  

I think it was my son who used to have one of those, Raven,  but it made a 'whirring'  noise and I wouldn't have liked that in my ear all night.
Is yours silent?

I also might be worried it would fall down on me during the night and chop me into bits!  

Glad to see your lassies are safely home. 

June 25, 2026, 11:33:22 AM

Quote from: Mups on June 25, 2026, 10:01:22 AMMorning all. 
Another terrible hot night last night.  I need a decent  s-l-e-e-p. 

We got one of those  ceiling fan/lights a while back. You just take the light bulb out and replace it with the fan, takes a moment to install, they have a remote to work both sections.
Not expensive from Temu.

Quote from: muddy on June 24, 2026, 10:51:49 PMOne thing to beat the heat is going bra less .
As long as it doesn't frighten the horses who cares ?

I go bra less.. Even to the shops.. Loose clothing and flat chested helps..
I look like a deck chair if I lie on the beach..

I start the day off with a pint glass of water and lemon before I go to the pool, sets my digestive system up for the day. Depending on how hot it gets I drink around a litre of water through the day, summer and winter, often more in the summer.

Quote from: Scrumpy on June 24, 2026, 07:18:38 PMThe poor animals left without water or shade.. So sad..
I make sure the birds have plenty of water for bathing and drinking.. I also put water out for the creatures that are at ground level.. I put pebbles in the water so the flying creatures can settle on a stone in order to get a drink..

I do exactly the same 🙂 I have 2 dishes out, 1 for bathing and drinking and one shallow one with a yellow bee platform. Yesterday the water had to be refreshed several times as it got too warm IMO.

I drink a glass of water when I think about it.. I don't have a goal or or measure my water intake..
In this heatwave I fill a jug of cold water add freshly squeezed lemon juice and pop it in the fridge..
I also drink tea and one coffee a day.. I think common sense has a lot to do with it..