Quote from: klondike on August 10, 2026, 02:57:44 PMIf you are in a town the bigger shops often have them. If you are a regular visitor and often need them construct a map. 

Oh stoppit you.  

While trying to swat a big fly
The damn thing flew in Ray's eye

The manager was on his way.. terrible traffic..
What a load of cods wallop..
Apparently he only lived the other side of Crawley..
And the Co-op is Reigate.. Just a few miles..
 The bread had been delivered and was in crates outside..
Sue told me to take a loaf or rolls if I needed them.. She wouldn't look.. 😂 😎😎

There was a young man from Derry
Who was always half cut and merry
And this handsome chap
Went and bought me a Bap
With icing on top and a cherry

If you are in a town the bigger shops often have them. If you are a regular visitor and often need them construct a map. 

There was a young man from Derry
Who was always half cut and merry 
And this handsome chap
Went and bought me a Bap

So why didn't they open when they should have,   Scrumps?
Had someone lost the keys?   

Quote from: Ashy on August 10, 2026, 08:27:42 AMThey probably did get a rewilding grant. Curiously enough, the council's trees get regular attention but the roads and pavements are neglected.

While I'm having a rant, local councils are not obliged to provide any public conveniences, and ours doesn't provide any. At the same time they make public space orders to stop men relieving themselves in the street. I think they've got this wrong myself, and I wonder if it would stand up in court.

Yes you're right about the council not having to provide public loos, Ashy.   
See below:

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No legal requirement: Local authorities have no statutory (legal) duty to provide or maintain public toilets. When council budgets run short, toilets are often the first service cut

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While men can normally pee quickly and easily somewhere,  what the 'eck are women supposed to do I wonder?

Quote from: Mups on August 09, 2026, 10:27:50 PMI see we've had over 1200 people looking in again today. 

where are you seeing this Mups ?
Ok found it now never knew it was there

Quote from: Ashy on August 10, 2026, 08:27:42 AMI wonder if it would stand up in court.

Do they inspect the offending equipment then? 😀