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#91
The Chat Room / Re: Sex every Saturday..
Last post by Vlad - April 18, 2026, 05:27:43 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on April 18, 2026, 04:40:30 PMBy your wife?

' Please Sir... can I have some more?'
😂😂 by my squadron
#92
The Chat Room / Re: Smell that!!!
Last post by klondike - April 18, 2026, 05:08:18 PM
They're probably scared of all the foxes.
#93
The Chat Room / Re: Sex every Saturday..
Last post by klondike - April 18, 2026, 05:04:15 PM
I recall a single mum lived across the way from our house at the time. Lots of uncles seemed to have weekend visits. There was the lawn mowing uncle, the painting uncle, the car fixing uncle and doubtless others. So handy having such a big family with so many skills..
#94
The Chat Room / Re: Smell that!!!
Last post by Scrumpy - April 18, 2026, 04:55:18 PM
QuoteI thought that was for vampires  :hmm:
I bet I don't get any of them tonight.... Result..
#95
General Discussion / Re: Putin again
Last post by Scrumpy - April 18, 2026, 04:52:56 PM
QuoteThis is why I don't usually read this sort of stuff in the newspapers,  'cos it worries me.
Don't worry sweetheart.. It's been going on for yonks..
Put some crushed garlic outside..
That will keep intruders away.. 😃 
#96
The Chat Room / Re: Smell that!!!
Last post by klondike - April 18, 2026, 04:52:15 PM
I thought that was for vampires   :hmm:
#97
General Discussion / Re: Putin again
Last post by klondike - April 18, 2026, 04:49:49 PM
As Raven pointed out the Russians do spy out undersea cables and some in the Mediterranean have been damaged but I think the culprits there were commercial vessels dragging their anchors and it was the Chinese who got the blame.
#98
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - April 18, 2026, 04:48:11 PM

The village pub went up for sale
The Blacksmith wanted it - name of Dale
He went to look around
Including the outside grounds
Called 'The Jockey's ...'. Owner in jail
#99
General Discussion / Re: Wordle
Last post by klondike - April 18, 2026, 04:44:35 PM
Thanks Mups but the truth is the number of goes it takes me to spot the word is down to luck with which word was chosen for that day's puzzle. I usually just follow the same clockwork to solve it.
#100
The Chat Room / Re: Sex every Saturday..
Last post by Scrumpy - April 18, 2026, 04:40:30 PM
QuoteI was called Sir
By your wife?

' Please Sir... can I have some more?'