Jim Sloped off his eye turning black
As Ada gave him one last whack
Jim wouldn't use the Co-op no more
He would try Asda. That's for sure
They only sell yogurts in a pack

When Jim got home his wife wanted to know
What had happened blow by blow

If you forget where you came from ask a policeman.  

 If you can find one of course.

I'm used to it already.

It used to work. I can't see that it can just be my account which means there are a bunch of GPs scratching their backsides. It's bad enough calling them any time but if there really is a fault with the system the usual half an hour to be fobbed off with an appointment far enough in the future they must be hoping I'll die first will turn into well over an hour.

I'm off out.. Who knows where...

Jim Sloped off his eye turning black
As Ada gave him one last whack
Jim wouldn't use the Co-op no more
He would try Asda. That's for sure

We will all become acclimatised.. Then the rain and cold will come along to freeze our  bones..

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 07, 2026, 06:45:31 AMThat wasn't Boy George Scrumpy, it was a band called Blue Mink.

August 07, 2026, 06:47:00 AMLet's hope there were some cameras, although 

 Melting Pot  ( Culture Club) 1984  Boy George

  Lyrics.
  Take a pinch of a white man
Wrap him up in black skin
Add a touch of blue blood
And a little bitty bit of red Indian boy

Chorus.
What we need is a great big melting pot
Big enough to take
 The world and all it's got........

Wonderful song...

Daft lot.. Bloody irritating.. Far too many idiots pressing buttons..

Probably British then and can't afford a dentist or get a GP appointment. Must be true of many - quite possibly a majority.