It's a lovely day here in Northumberland, it's 18 °C, sunny, and my windows are open. 
My carer tells me that there are a lot of people out and about in this small town. 

On one flight I sat next to a pilot.. Everyone was told to return to their seats because of bad turbulence ..
He knew I was worried.. He said.. 'Don't worry.. They say that sometimes just to clear the aisle..'

Still using my winter duvet.. I slept on top of it last night..

Bill's dentures wobbled when he spoke
They fell into his soup when he told a joke
He'd bought them at a car boot sale
No on eBay or through the mail
But from some dodgy looking bloke

Fencing man has been.. With a new gate.. Unable to do job as fencing was not in stock..
Lovely guy .. well respected on Nextdoor..
Damned hot here.. Staying inside.. Braless.. 

May 23, 2026, 11:57:49 AM

Popped out to the bins earlier.. Trod in some fox poo..
Nothing smells worse..

I've been with HSBC since 1984  but I do swap my ISA around a bit. 

Lovely here too, I've been sat in the garden in my DG having coffee, fortunately no-one can see me ! 

Bill's dentures wobbled when he spoke
They fell into his soup when he told a joke
He'd bought them at a car boot sale
Not  on eBay or through the mail

Bill's dentures wobbled when he spoke
They fell into his soup when he told a joke

Clever Scrumpy again!