I wonder if my ex Chief Constable ever dropped in for a chat...

https://news.sky.com/story/nick-adderley-suspended-chief-constable-of-northamptonshire-police-found-guilty-of-gross-misconduct-13156422

I asked AI. It said GB  reservoirs total 16,0000 billion litres so although it's a lot and I wouldn't want the bill we shouldn't be too fussed for several days.

Never eat strong cheese before retiring.

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Nearly got it in two,  Granny.  

I just read that England's water leakage is said to be around  3 billion litres per day!

I reckon leakage like that will drain the reservoirs quicker than my morning shower does.

Aaw,  just a dream ey, Scrumps. 
Perhaps its an omen though. 

He's got a lovely soothing voice, hasn't he.
He's 74. 
Here you go,  just for you.   

 Believe it or not ,I met a man..

It was just a casual meeting.. not planned.. 
He was casually dressed in sweater and trousers.. no tie.. 
He looked at me.. and we smiled.. He walked across the room towards me.. and we chatted and giggled together.. It was lovely.. He gave me a kiss when we said goodbye.. Then I woke up..
He has been on my mind a lot today.. Sad init.?
By the way.. the man was Nigel Havers...  I think him and I would hit it off..

I told my mate.. She said.. No, no.. far too old'
 She REALLY does live in dreamland..  Older women and younger men doesn't do it for me..
 

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 09, 2026, 07:48:36 AMThey didn't have access to all the stuff online that kids are exposed to nowadays.  There's a storyline in Corrie (I still watch it) about a young girl who's had a stroke because her boyfriend put pressure on her neck when they were having consensual sex.  Seemingly it's a 'thing'.

It's always been a programme that comments on relevant societal issues, but I doubt any teens watch it.

Yes,  I agree with you about all the online stuff,  Granny.  They never put their phones down either.
I bet we would be horrified at half the stuff they probably see.

And I have been watching the Corrie episodes you mentioned too.

I have just read the best insult ever.
I am on a military forum where the repartee can be quite funny but the best I have read was when a poster responded to an obvious Walt  by posting " I bet you sort your crayons by flavour instead of colour !" 
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What???

What if Ikea meatballs are actually made from the shoppers who never found the exit! Just a thought that I had this morning.