Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang

[GrannyMac]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang

[klondike]

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang
Despite his fearsome looks he's really rather sweet

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride

[Ruthio]

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride
He's hoping to get a lift as far as the Firth of Clyde