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The Chat Room / Re: Good Morning, Whatcha Up T...
Last post by Alex - Today at 08:06:45 PM
Good old Alexa, I've spend a couple of hours listening to Cole Porter, George Gershwin and Rogers & Hammerstein songs.  In the 60s we had some great music and some will never be forgotten, but there was something special about these old songs.

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The Chat Room / Re: CIgarette Card In The Spok...
Last post by JBR - Today at 08:05:38 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 06:59:33 PMWhat about if we make it a legal obligation for pedestrians to wear inflatable smimming rings around their waists and heads?  Sort of personalised buoys?
No, I disagree.
It would serve them better if they continued to walk into each other, hopefully banging their heads together and knocking a bit of sense into themselves.
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The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Alex - Today at 07:40:19 PM
The pub was packed on Saturday night
Ethel and Maggie pole dancing, what a sight
The pole was greased with thick beef dripping
It stank something horrid, and the pair kept slipping
Their green wooly drawers gave everyone a fright !

Reverend Brown was new to the church
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Politics / Re: Our Future Prime Minister
Last post by Alex - Today at 07:36:45 PM
Which places are almost all white British ?
 :hmm:
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Politics / Re: How can I save my sorry ar...
Last post by dextrous63 - Today at 07:36:29 PM
Quite.  Plus, of course, life expectancy has risen which has created its own problems.
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Politics / Re: How can I save my sorry ar...
Last post by Alex - Today at 07:28:22 PM
What was the UK population in 1947 when NHS was born, 40 million  ?   Now we don't exactly know how many people the NHS is trying to cope with. 
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Politics / Re: Bring Back Boris
Last post by dextrous63 - Today at 07:09:00 PM
I see that the Miriam Webster online dictionary states that 

QuoteThe meaning of AYATOLLAH is a .... leader among Shiite Muslims


With that in mind, perhaps we ought to rename the position of PM as Ayatollah since their job seems to lead shite politicians.😬

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The Chat Room / Re: CIgarette Card In The Spok...
Last post by dextrous63 - Today at 06:59:33 PM
Quote from: JBR on Today at 06:57:27 PMWouldn't work.  Some of the 'walkman types' would just walk into each other!
What about if we make it a legal obligation for pedestrians to wear inflatable smimming rings around their waists and heads?  Sort of personalised buoys?
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The Chat Room / Re: CIgarette Card In The Spok...
Last post by JBR - Today at 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 06:48:14 PMThere is a simple solution.  Put fencing along the kerb so that people cannot step onto the road at all, except at designated spots which have electric gates which open at times.  A bit like the London Underground has on some of its stations.
Wouldn't work.  Some of the 'walkman types' would just walk into each other!
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The Chat Room / Re: CIgarette Card In The Spok...
Last post by dextrous63 - Today at 06:48:14 PM
There is a simple solution.  Put fencing along the kerb so that people cannot step onto the road at all, except at designated spots which have electric gates which open at times.  A bit like the London Underground has on some of its stations.