Teacher who had sex with school boys

[Vlad]

The problem is that obviously you haven't made yourself sufficiently attractive.
You could try stuffing something large down the front of your pants to enhance your appearance.

Not something I have ever had to worry about JB, I am required under a rather weird H&S law to wear a large label on it which states: Do not stare, it senses fear! It's a cross I have had to bear mate