Bookshop

[Alex]

Neighbour went into a Muslim book shop yesterday, He asked if they have a book on the deportation of illegal immigrants.   One of them shouted "fuck off out of here and don't come back" 
'Yes that's the one'  my neighbour said, 'how much is it'  ?

[dextrous63]

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[klondike]

[JBR]

👍👍👍

[klondike]

Along similar lines. Don't watch if easily offended.

[Ashy]

"All right I only asked."

[Alex]

I clicked to play this clip and my Alexa chirped in too   

[Diasi]

I clicked to play this clip and my Alexa chirped in too   

She did for me as well, fortunately it was only from the nearest device & not at full volume all over the house, in the conservatory & in the garage, which is how she announces most things. 

[muddy]