Suicide

[Flying Bomb]

This Muslim wanted to commit suicide.
I asked him how he was going to do it.
"I'm going to take a huge overdose of all the vitamins."
Why that way?" I asked him.
"I want to make sure I'm very healthy when I
meet all those virgin maidens."

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Diasi]

[Alex]

  

[Ashy]

Nobody said the virgins would be maidens. Just sayin'

[klondike]

It's even worse...

https://www.indiatimes.com/news/india/islamic-scholar-punctures-72-virgins-theory-says-martyrs-will-only-get-raisins-in-heaven-340579.html#:~:text=The%20Arabic%20word%20for%20'virgin,controversial%20by%20mainstream%20Muslim%20scholars.

"Nowhere in the Quran does it promise 72 virgins, 70 virgins, 48 virgins. ... The Arabic word for 'virgin' has been mistranslated. The original [word] that was used in the Quran was the word for raisin, not virgin. In other words, that martyrs would get raisins in heaven, not virgins," Manji said.

It isn't even chocolate raisins. 

[dextrous63]

Pop off for a poppit.

[Ashy]

To be honest I don't think suicides (unless they are martyrs) even get raisins.