Funeral

[Flying Bomb]

At this chaps funeral the church was crowded
as he had lots of friends and relations.
So he felt a bit boxed in.

[Michael Rolls]

    

[klondike]

Perhaps we need a groany emoticon for these puns 

[Alex]

Or a confused face ?   😕

[Flying Bomb]

Or a confused face ?  😕

Surely there's no confusion about my joke 
that I made up.
Try this one then.........

Chap decided to be cremated on his death.
Friend said he wouldn't like that in case he were 
still alive among all the flames.
Chap replied, " I would be OK as I'm a fireman."

[Alex]

Yep Klondy was right.     

[Flying Bomb]

It's not easy writing jokes...especially when one is 90 !
You lot should try writing them.  All the jokes I post
on this forum are MINE.
 Be honest and don't copy and paste
but write a new joke all on your own.
Try it......I await a good laugh:-)

[GrannyMac]

Well done FB, and congratulations on being 90!  That's something to smile about. 

[Alex]

Hells Bells FB are you really 90  ?   
Respect man and no, I wouldn't know where to start writing jokes. .  I can make up limericks though....

[Flying Bomb]

Hells Bells FB are you really 90  ?   

Not quite, but I will be 90 in 2 months time, so I'm 
still a youngster at 89. :-)

Just another made up just now.
Not my best but here goes .......There was a nasty smell in church last week.  Pew, what a stink.

[klondike]

Another pun   

I don't recall ever creating a joke myself so power to your elbow. I try to put throwaway lines in some posts. Most folks do just that and throw them away. 

[Scrumpy]

There was a man of 89
Who wrote jokes, most of the time.
I think that he is very smart..
I, for one, wouldn't know where to start..

Well done Sir.. and congratulation on your (coming of age)..

[Flying Bomb]

Thanks for Limerick.
It's a town in Ireland.

[GrannyMac]

Another pun 

I don't recall ever creating a joke myself so power to your elbow. I try to put throwaway lines in some posts. Most folks do just that and throw them away. 

I notice your ever changing taglines   

[klondike]

The joke in the sig is selected at random from a current choice of 533. If I see a one liner I like I sometimes  add  it to them. I don't recall where I got the originals from but I didn't write any of them myself or at least none that I recall. The other lines are whatever bee I have in my bonnet at the time. Currently as you can see it's the amount of power (or lack of it) that comes from wind turbines. It has been a Brexit countdown and other stuff I don't recall.