"Uncredited' Movie Part Titles

[Cassandra]

I was watching an old b&w, pre WW2 movie last night. I became amused at the 'untitled parts' credits & definitions for the roles shown afterwards in the cast listings! Also the 'nicknames' these bit part actors had given themselves! Today the Woke would have fits over everything, for example what pronouns should they have! When I saw them though, names immediately sprung into mind, as to whom today, would best fit the parts reflected by the portrayed 'titles' from past times. Also the 'nicknames' these bit part actors had given themselves!

Viz;

Fag:                                      Robert 'Fart' Jenrick

Thug:                                    Grant 'Slapper' Schapps

Hag:                                     Theresa 'The Horrible' May

Spiv 1:                                  Wes 'The Slick' Sreeting

Spiv 2:                                  David 'The Bung' Cameron

Spiv Leader:                         Tony 'How much' Blair

Witch:                                    Nicola 'Krankie' Sturgeon
   
Pickpocket:                           Jeremy 'Crapper' Hunt

Loafer:                                   Jacob 'Resting' Rees-Mogg

Snake Charmer:                     Rishi 'Big' Sunak

Beggar:                                   Keir 'Curry' Starmer

Shouty man in Cazbar:           Sadiq 'The Eel' Khan

Car Thief:                                Mick 'The Grinch' Lynch

Opportunist in crowd:             Prince 'Spare parts' / aka 'Killer' Harry Rex

Con-man in marketplace:       Boris 'Blagger' Johnson

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Alex]

    

[klondike]

[Scrumpy]

Brilliant.. very clever..

[Ashy]

I have a feeling that the plot would be very depressing.