Crackers

Ashy · May 04, 2023, 02:27:38 PM

A fly met a flea in a flue.
Said the flea to the fly "Let us flee".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Ashy · May 08, 2023, 05:46:06 PM

If you get up on a donkey, where do you get down?

Off a duck.

klondike · May 08, 2023, 06:57:29 PM

Alex · May 09, 2023, 03:38:01 PM

Scrumpy · May 09, 2023, 06:19:29 PM

Ashy · June 09, 2023, 09:05:45 PM

There are none so blind as Venetians.

klondike · June 09, 2023, 11:06:49 PM

klondike · June 11, 2023, 08:32:44 PM

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Alex · June 11, 2023, 08:33:16 PM

Ashy · June 12, 2023, 06:58:12 AM

Michael Rolls · June 12, 2023, 07:06:50 AM

Ashy · December 16, 2023, 12:38:04 PM

If you want to wake up with a smile on your face,
go to bed with a coat hanger in your mouth.

Ashy · December 18, 2023, 05:18:33 PM

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a limp?

Run over.

Alex · December 18, 2023, 07:50:07 PM

klondike · December 18, 2023, 09:23:22 PM