Crackers

Ashy · March 28, 2023, 07:05:14 PM

Why didn't Shakespeare go to the pub?

Because he was bard.

Alex · March 28, 2023, 07:39:25 PM

On form today Ashy

Michael Rolls · March 29, 2023, 04:13:05 AM

klondike · March 29, 2023, 08:50:23 AM

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?

Picking his nose!

Michael Rolls · March 29, 2023, 08:53:32 AM

Scrumpy · March 29, 2023, 01:27:40 PM

What did the shoe say to the other shoe.?
You're bootiful.. fancy going for a walk.?

Alex · March 29, 2023, 02:46:05 PM

klondike · March 29, 2023, 04:46:19 PM

Ashy · April 20, 2023, 11:02:00 AM

Why did the restaurant take dolphin steaks off the menu?

Because they didn't serve any porpoise.

klondike · April 20, 2023, 01:02:36 PM

In my sig as I read this...

A good pun is its own reword

dextrous63 · April 20, 2023, 01:13:38 PM

That's not an anagram.

Michael Rolls · April 20, 2023, 03:04:05 PM

klondike · April 24, 2023, 02:48:36 PM

My 13-year-old daughter smells like fish. How do I confront her?

Plaice her on some scales and carp on at her. Let minnow how it goes.

klondike · May 03, 2023, 11:26:29 AM

My son smashed a mirror and took a part of it, then he ate it. Is there any advice?

Sit him down and ask him to reflect on what he's done.

Ashy · May 03, 2023, 12:37:47 PM

Back in the day I used to polish my shoes and then sit down to reflect.