Poor Cristiano !

[Alex]

Not many will get this, but I thought it was quite funny

[zoony]

Shame he scored a hat-trick a few days ago innit.. Outstanding speed and energy. He's 37, not some 20-something.

[Alex]

" Outstanding speed and energy."  So he wasn't injured d'ya reckon ? just didn't want to face Manchester City 

[zoony]

He doesn't need to make up injuries. What a spiteful and mean-spirited thing to say.

[Alex]

For heavens sake !!!! go and get another bloody coffee !

[zoony]

Ooo-err!..