Another one of mine.........
Chap wanted sex with his girlfriend.
She said, like waiting for an ambulance he would have to wait.
For example category 3, he would have wait a day.
He asked her, what category he was in then?
She replied, "Your category 1, go upstairs and I'll be up in
5 minutes."
He was very pleased but thought Cat 1 was if one had a heart attack
and he hadn't.
"You will have after 10 minutes," she replied.