I was watching an old b&w, pre WW2 movie last night. I became amused at the 'untitled parts' credits & definitions for the roles shown afterwards in the cast listings! Also the 'nicknames' these bit part actors had given themselves! Today the Woke would have fits over everything, for example what pronouns should they have! When I saw them though, names immediately sprung into mind, as to whom today, would best fit the parts reflected by the portrayed 'titles' from past times. Also the 'nicknames' these bit part actors had given themselves!
Viz;
Fag: Robert 'Fart' Jenrick
Thug: Grant 'Slapper' Schapps
Hag: Theresa 'The Horrible' May
Spiv 1: Wes 'The Slick' Sreeting
Spiv 2: David 'The Bung' Cameron
Spiv Leader: Tony 'How much' Blair
Witch: Nicola 'Krankie' Sturgeon
Pickpocket: Jeremy 'Crapper' Hunt
Loafer: Jacob 'Resting' Rees-Mogg
Snake Charmer: Rishi 'Big' Sunak
Beggar: Keir 'Curry' Starmer
Shouty man in Cazbar: Sadiq 'The Eel' Khan
Car Thief: Mick 'The Grinch' Lynch
Opportunist in crowd: Prince 'Spare parts' / aka 'Killer' Harry Rex
Con-man in marketplace: Boris 'Blagger' Johnson
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:yay: :yay: :yay:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Brilliant.. very clever..
I have a feeling that the plot would be very depressing.