Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 01:31:28 PMIt's not your heroic botty we're concerned about, it's what comes out of it that's worrying.  After all, we're aware of what comes out of your mouth, so heaven knows what gets emitted from t'other orifice 😬

The same old shit mate.

Any conditioner/shampoo, I'm not fussed, soap for my shower though, I'm not a fan of shower gel, that's OHs.  I do like a hot cloth cleanser, feels like my face gets a proper wash.  Two toothpastes, we like different ones, two razors.  Mine is for my legs of course. 😉


🤣🤣 @ Scrumpy.

Aren't bums great !!!
They know their place..
 Always let you go first..
Let you squeeze them into tight places.
They will sit beside big.. wide.. flat  .. black..
yellow and mixed bums .
They even let people talk out of them.

It's not your heroic botty we're concerned about, it's what comes out of it that's worrying.  After all, we're aware of what comes out of your mouth, so heaven knows what gets emitted from t'other orifice 😬

Both of you are very unkind about my botty, I have had it for a very long time and we have become very attached, my botty has over the years, been petted, patted, squeezed, fondled, kissed, spanked and kicked.
It has sat on chairs, sofas, fences, stools truck, landrover, tank, aircraft, ship and helicopters seats, it has accompanied me into pubs, whorehouse, restaurants, clubs and bars in England Wales, Scotland N Ireland, Isle of Man, Malta, Cyprus, the Yemen, Bahrein Canada, Kenya, Libya and been thrown out of many of them together. We have been in action together where the phrase, 'keep your head and your arse down' shows how important it has been to the war effort.
So it hurts us both when we read such comments.

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Mind you, the amount of methane it holds which could be released might damage the atmosphere.

Quote from: dextrous63 on Today at 12:55:53 PMVlad, I don't think anyone would want to share your towel after the Asda WC escapade!

I agree.
In fact, I think we should incinerate it. 

Vlad, I don't think anyone would want to share your towel after the Asda WC escapade!

I use Wrights Coal Tar for my shower.. A shampoo and Conditioner..
I only use Simple face wash and Simple lotion on my face.. 
I don't use any fancy lotions and creams.. I use any deodorant that I like the smell of..
Make-up
A bit of eye liner /shadow and lippy.. Less then 2minutes to get ready..