Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Pete spent his evenings in the snooker hall

[Scrumpy]

Pete spent his evenings in the snooker hall
But he never got to pocket a ball

[GrannyMac]

Pete spent his evenings in the snooker hall
But he never got to pocket a ball
He put out new chalk, and kept the score

[Scrumpy]

Pete spent his evenings in the snooker hall
But he never got to pocket a ball
He put out new chalk, and kept the score
And picked up dropped balls that fell on the floor

[Alex]

Pete spent his evenings in the snooker hall
But he never got to pocket a ball
He put out new chalk, and kept the score
And picked up dropped balls that fell on the floor
over the years, Pete had stopped many a brawl

Mary's market stall was always busy

[Scrumpy]

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy

[GrannyMac]

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sales

[Alex]

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sales
From bottles of bleach to boxes of nails

[Scrumpy]

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sails
From bottles of bleach to boxes of nails
and a yellowish drink that was always fizzy

Today at 11:13:17 AM
Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife

[Alex]

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life

[GrannyMac]

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money

[Ruthio]

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money
She thought him a real honey 🍯 

[GrannyMac]

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money
She thought him a real honey 🍯
But he viewed Doris as trouble and strife

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The rich guy went by the name of Joe

[Scrumpy]

The rich guy went by the name of Joe
How he made his money no-one would know