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Two schools of thought on that.  This is an old rhyme:

The wind at North snd East
Was never good for man nor beast
So never think to cast a clout
Until the Month of May be out.

My granny made us wear our vests til June.  😊

Brendan the bobby is missing from his beat
All the local villains now loiter on the street
Brendan has now joined them and is leader of the gang
He has a massive truncheon, and heads he likes to bang
Despite his fearsome looks he's really rather sweet

Bill is really skint so he's thumbing for a ride

Quote from: klondike on Today at 01:55:25 PMPerhaps I should set up a Jake the Peg group for the pair of you to enlist in. Mind you after the Rolf Harris prosecution it may not be a good idea come to think of it.

Indeed, I have to tread warily, in case I stand on it.

Perhaps I should set up a Jake the Peg group for the pair of you to enlist in. Mind you after the Rolf Harris prosecution it may not be a good idea come to think of it.

Quote from: Vlad on Today at 01:35:13 PMNot something I have ever had to worry about JB, I am required under a rather weird H&S law to wear a large label on it which states: Do not stare, it senses fear! It's a cross I have had to bear mate

Nowt like being modest, eh?
Of course, I have the same problem.

Nay cast a clout afore May is out. Except it means May blossom rather than the month.

I shall ensure no clouts get cast afore these Frankin days are out either.

Quote from: JBR on Today at 11:07:08 AMThe problem is that obviously you haven't made yourself sufficiently attractive.
You could try stuffing something large down the front of your pants to enhance your appearance.

Not something I have ever had to worry about JB, I am required under a rather weird H&S law to wear a large label on it which states: Do not stare, it senses fear! It's a cross I have had to bear mate

Sounds like a plan, JBR.

Quote from: Raven on Today at 12:16:03 PMI believe it was tried but as you know Chris disabled the PM on the other forum. I don't think anyone had his email, not that I know of anyway.
Only way would have been an open post and Chris would have just loved that.

Tell me about it!