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Started by Vlad, April 25, 2024, 04:50:01 PM

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klondike

#30
April 26, 2024, 11:09:28 AM
Quote from: Silver Tabby on April 26, 2024, 11:00:03 AMWouldn't that pollute the sea?
Not enough to stop the dinghy boys. If they haven't been mentioned yet they should be set on digging duties before taking up their own new residence.

Vlad

#31
April 26, 2024, 07:37:41 PM
In the same vein the Mariana Trench is deepish, but not on my bus route, so we are stuck with this bloody big hole in my back garden, something interesting that I read, if you bury someone in your back garden and plant endangered plant species on top off it it then becomes illegal to disturb them, so no one can dig up your missus/husband/or the bailiff who came around coz you didn't pay for your telly licence.
"I am in awe of myself. I never know what I will write next."

JBR

#32
April 26, 2024, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: Vlad on April 26, 2024, 07:37:41 PMIn the same vein the Mariana Trench is deepish, but not on my bus route, so we are stuck with this bloody big hole in my back garden, something interesting that I read, if you bury someone in your back garden and plant endangered plant species on top off it it then becomes illegal to disturb them, so no one can dig up your missus/husband/or the bailiff who came around coz you didn't pay for your telly licence.
Ah, useful thing to remember.  Thanks.
A missionary from Yorkshire to the primitive people of Lancashire

klondike

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April 26, 2024, 11:33:57 PM Last Edit: April 27, 2024, 08:10:01 AM by klondike Reason: sausage fingers
There was a bit in the paper today about a primary school teacher who offed her toy boy. She obviously hadn't heard that tip or she wouldn't have been nabbed.

The ULEZ protesters have a variation on that and are fixing bat boxes on the camera poles after they've been disabled.

Scrumpy

#34
Today at 01:05:14 PM

Can I chuck the The Arch Bishop of Canterbury in please..!!

I am fed up with all this 'Forgive' everybody.. 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

#35
Today at 01:37:59 PM
Can you not find it in your heart to spare the fellow on the grounds of his being delusional.  :grin:

Scrumpy

#36
Today at 04:00:45 PM

No.. He is a waste of money.. 85thousand a year.. lives in a palace.. rent free.. everything paid for..
Just for telling everyone to love and forgive ..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

JBR

#37
Today at 07:19:44 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on Today at 04:00:45 PMNo.. He is a waste of money.. 85thousand a year.. lives in a palace.. rent free.. everything paid for..
Just for telling everyone to love and forgive ..
I'm sure he also welcomes willing 'converts' from the 'boat people', as do some of his most naive lower orders.
Of course, he is fully aware that he is highly unlikely to ever actually meet any of his 'new members'.
A missionary from Yorkshire to the primitive people of Lancashire
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