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Title: Smart motorway
Post by: Flying Bomb on June 25, 2022, 05:51:44 AM
Here's yet another one of mine and I'm not getting my coat !

If you have a smart meter and drive on a smart motorway
your speed will be sent to EON .
Title: Re: Smart motorway
Post by: Alex on June 25, 2022, 05:35:03 PM
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Title: Re: Smart motorway
Post by: Flying Bomb on June 25, 2022, 06:50:32 PM
I see you are egging me on, so....

Just thought of this today.....
Chap told his friend that he had the 7 year itch.
Friend said, "Don't worry about it, I was scratching after 5."

Go and fry some sausages
Title: Re: Smart motorway
Post by: Alex on June 25, 2022, 06:52:00 PM
Quote from: Flying Bomb on June 25, 2022, 06:50:32 PMI see you are egging me on, so....


Go and fry some sausages

Now that was funny  :grin:  :grin:  :grin: