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Title: once upon a time
Post by: crabbyob on February 12, 2022, 11:17:23 AM

Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman... "Will you marry me?"
The woman said "NO!" And the man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles. And went fishing and hunting and played golf. And dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch And had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: Alex on February 12, 2022, 11:20:01 AM

and became an emotional and physical wreck ? :cool: :cool:

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: crabbyob on February 12, 2022, 11:23:02 AM

Physical possibly
i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared.... :yell:

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Post by: Scrumpy on February 12, 2022, 11:28:59 AM

He was lucky.. He could have been stuck with an ugly woman who said ' Yes'..

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Post by: Floydy on February 12, 2022, 11:29:41 AM

"i wonder how the once beautiful woman fared?"

Better than this i hope....
(https://sickcdn.azureedge.net/mainpic58177/58177.jpg)

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: Scrumpy on February 12, 2022, 11:33:24 AM

Who is that woman.. !! Tippy tongue..

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Post by: crabbyob on February 12, 2022, 11:35:34 AM

whoever it is she has retained the ability to smile, and is still a very nice lady [is she rich :?: asking for a friend...

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: Scrumpy on February 12, 2022, 11:40:10 AM

Didn't she star in Friends.. !! Good looking woman.. Childish bunches..

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Post by: crabbyob on February 12, 2022, 11:42:03 AM

perhaps she was exercising..

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Post by: Scrumpy on February 12, 2022, 11:57:00 AM

Ahh!.. so I wonder who holds on to them to do sit ups..!!!

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Post by: klondike on February 12, 2022, 06:04:31 PM

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7259609/Courteney-Cox-puts-FaceApp-test-hilarious-new-photo-featuring-old-filtered-face.html

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Post by: Floydy on February 12, 2022, 06:15:02 PM

Thank heaven for that! I really thought that california sunshine had done it's worst on her....

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: GrannyMac on June 04, 2022, 06:56:48 AM

Once upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman to marry him. She said no, and lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and eating out. She always had a clean house, never cooked, and looked fabulous all the time.

The end.

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Post by: Scrumpy on June 05, 2022, 07:44:15 PM

... and had her pick of any guy just for amusement.

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Post by: klondike on June 05, 2022, 07:54:57 PM

I remember that the children of one woman I lived near had a different uncle staying most weekends depending on whether it was painting, gardening, car repairs etc. etc. that was required. Must have been really handy having all those brothers.

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Post by: Jacqueline on June 05, 2022, 08:01:05 PM

Quote from: GrannyMac on June 04, 2022, 06:56:48 AMOnce upon a time, a man asked a beautiful woman to marry him. She said no, and lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and eating out. She always had a clean house, never cooked, and looked fabulous all the time.

The end.

:clap: :yahoo:

Title: Re: once upon a time
Post by: crabbyob on June 06, 2022, 01:16:38 PM

well done ladies.. :check: :check: :check:

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