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Title: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 03, 2022, 06:44:50 PM
Thanks to Mike yesterday I learned that μg and mcg are the same.
 
I learned this today too - totally unimportant, but it may come in handy in a pub quiz  :grin:
Wensleydale cheese was first made by French monks from the Roquefort region, who had settled in Wensleydale.  :yell: The bloody French get everywhere, but there's a twist to the tale.  In Yorkshire, apple pie is often served with Wensleydale cheese, "an apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze" as the saying goes.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Jacqueline on July 03, 2022, 07:07:43 PM
Did the monks come over on dinghies?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 03, 2022, 07:17:48 PM
Very possibly Jacq !!!!! I'll have to Google it  :clap:
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Post by: klondike on July 03, 2022, 08:18:37 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 04, 2022, 08:47:43 AM

I know that I need a gap twice the width of my motor before I can park her.. :smiley:
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Post by: Raven on July 06, 2022, 12:23:37 PM
I'm not as fit as I thought I was. It took me ages to get up to the top of Kinoull this morning.:cry: Used to walk up without stopping once, today I was puffing n blowing like mad. [1100]
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 06, 2022, 03:42:22 PM
None of us are getting any younger   :boo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 06, 2022, 04:52:38 PM
I don't do hills anymore.. I don't even like ramps.!!
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Post by: Michael Rolls on July 06, 2022, 09:25:56 PM
Ghosts in the machine? This is the third time in two days that I have posted something and the post has disappeared - I posted about the great views from Kinnoull
Mike [2080]  [2080]  [2080]

July 06, 2022, 09:29:21 PM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on July 06, 2022, 09:25:56 PMGhosts in the machine? This is the third time in two days that I have posted something and the post has disappeared - I posted about the great views from Kinnoull
Mike [2080]  [2080]  [2080]
Whoops - just realised that the 'disappeared post' about Kinnoull was actually in another thread! But the Wordle ones did vanish - can't see any way I could put those in the wrong thread
Mike
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 07, 2022, 08:01:28 AM

I have learned not to get too excited when the National Lottery send me an email saying
 ' good news about your ticket'.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 08, 2022, 11:11:25 PM
I have learned that beer and curry good. Cake and orange juice bad. :cool:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on July 09, 2022, 12:37:31 PM
Take pain killers before starting a 2 hour groom, also have plenty of water and dog treats to hand. It was a long stand and my backs killing me.:cry:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 09, 2022, 04:40:28 PM
Don't buy shoes that change shape overnight.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Jacqueline on July 09, 2022, 05:13:21 PM
Not much of a surprise, but I am very good at putting off things that I don't want to do.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: -Oy- on July 09, 2022, 06:53:59 PM
Today I learned that forgetting your sun cream an a 6 hour outdoor photography shoot in sunny July is just as dumb as it ever was! #wince 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 10, 2022, 05:28:15 PM
The key to happiness is to surround yourself with animals and stay away from idiots.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on July 11, 2022, 05:50:35 AM
an enviable philosophy!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 11, 2022, 09:22:45 AM

Today I learned that some elderly people are not too hot at driving..  :grin:
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Post by: klondike on July 11, 2022, 10:10:02 AM
You just need to practice...  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 11, 2022, 07:47:00 PM
My car, being a SHE, has a mind of her own..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on July 12, 2022, 06:19:18 PM
Today I discovered the Norwegian word for speed bump. I also found that not everything on the internet is untrue when google translate confirmed it. Well English to Norwegian at least. 

(https://i.postimg.cc/KjB0ZzN5/fartsdumper.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on July 12, 2022, 08:28:57 PM
 :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 13, 2022, 08:08:37 AM
Today I learned that buying more than one lottery ticket is not a good move..  
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Post by: Scrumpy on July 13, 2022, 07:01:47 PM
I learned that my head is not BIG..
A sun hat I bought on Amazon falls down onto my forehead.
And It stays in place when I turn my head quickly.. :grin:  
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: 1955vintage on July 13, 2022, 07:14:48 PM
I learned that making your own strawberry ice cream is hugely rewarding and delicious.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 22, 2022, 07:06:25 PM
I learned that the tyres on my old motor will not melt in a 40c heatwave..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 31, 2022, 11:54:34 AM

Today I learned that you can not paint Satin over Gloss... 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on July 31, 2022, 01:01:49 PM
I learned that the Queen is the Duke of Lancaster.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on July 31, 2022, 04:58:37 PM
:grin: :grin: And not many people know that.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 01, 2022, 05:00:34 PM
Today I learned that being off the ground only a couple of feet can cause me to become lightheaded... 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: -Oy- on August 01, 2022, 05:11:00 PM
Today I learned that there's a great view from a hill called Torrisholme Barrow overlooking the West Coast Main Line and Morecambe South Junction a five minute walk from our new home. I photographed a steam train from it :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Jacqueline on August 01, 2022, 05:14:25 PM
Quote from: Ashy on July 31, 2022, 01:01:49 PMI learned that the Queen is the Duke of Lancaster.
Yes, and she receives a lot of money from it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 02, 2022, 10:12:54 AM

Not to cut my fringe.. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on August 02, 2022, 11:26:02 AM
To make sure I shut the freezer door properly ! geezzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 02, 2022, 06:28:27 PM
I learned that there are more drag queens in Britain than I thought.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 02, 2022, 06:43:34 PM
You just made a pickup from Specsavers then Ashy?  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 02, 2022, 07:29:23 PM
No I was in the library actually
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 04, 2022, 12:13:55 PM

You do NOT lose weight by sweating..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 22, 2022, 03:14:19 PM
Today I learned that in addition to the unnecessary mayor of greater London, there are another ten superfluous deputy mayors, all paid over £132,000 each.

People complain that a train driver can earn £60,000 or a GP over £120,000.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 23, 2022, 05:18:32 AM
TEN? Bleedinhellfire - what do they DO?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 23, 2022, 08:51:14 AM
https://www.london.gov.uk/people/mayoral

Follow the links to see what we have to pay them. As I understand it, their role is to advise the mayor, with whom all power rests. These parasites are assembly members elected off a list, and I doubt if any Londoner could identify any of them. I take an interest in politics and I have only just found out that we have a deputy mayor(s) and they are paid astronomical salaries.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 24, 2022, 05:39:19 AM
Talk about jobs for the boys and girls!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on August 24, 2022, 07:17:34 AM
Makes your eyes water! What improvements do all these invented roles bring?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 24, 2022, 07:37:52 AM
well, anybody reckon that London has been improved during the watch of Khan and his acolytes?
Mike
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 24, 2022, 09:10:06 AM
I found out that the £2.1 trillion national debt is less than half of it. 

The cost of gold plated inflation proofed public service pensions is estimated at £2.3 trillion.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 24, 2022, 10:15:47 AM
Khan extended the Ultra Low Emissions Zone, a tax on vehicles that don't meet emissions standards, such as horse boxes, which according to official figures has made no difference to air quality.

Khan introduced low traffic neighbourhoods, I don't think anyone asked him to, which means if you drive into one of these ghettos and you don't know the way out you can drive around for a considerable time and get lost. I notice some residents have placed signs pointing to the exit in some places.

It also means we have huge buckets of weeds placed across perfectly good streets.

Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 24, 2022, 10:21:13 AM
Perhaps the horse owners should be riding their horses through the low emissions zone instead of taking them in horse boxes. It must be said that didn't work out too well a century or so back and folks welcomed the horseless carriage which at least produces emissions you can't trip over.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 24, 2022, 11:11:44 AM
I just learned that the Finns have their own Partygate.

Makes ours look even more boring.,

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/08/24/finnish-feminist-pm-apologies-over-topless-lesbian-pic-from-party-at-govt-residence/
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 24, 2022, 11:16:35 AM
Somehow I don't think the political class and career politicians are representative of their public anywhere in the world. This applies whether they are bumbling demented fossils or raving lesbians, they are all pushing some obscure minority agenda, when all we really want is free stuff.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 24, 2022, 12:30:04 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SNh1H2pP/Screenshot-2022-08-24-122843.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 24, 2022, 12:46:04 PM
Only fish should have fins.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on August 24, 2022, 04:08:33 PM
I don't think the world is too bothered about Finland  :cool: 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 25, 2022, 07:10:21 PM
The meaning of the word Truss (noun).
A framework made in simplest form from two short planks.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 25, 2022, 08:11:29 PM
No wonder they are supposed to be unpleasant to wear.  :bandaged:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on August 26, 2022, 06:53:03 AM
Quote from: Ashy on August 24, 2022, 11:16:35 AMSomehow I don't think the political class and career politicians are representative of their public anywhere in the world. This applies whether they are bumbling demented fossils or raving lesbians, they are all pushing some obscure minority agenda, when all we really want is free stuff.

Which type of 'public' should they represent though?  The sensible, thrifty types? The entrepreneurial people, started with nothing, but made a mint? The 'I'll just sit on my bum and claim benefits and have as many kids as I want' lot, the trade unionist type, who fights for members' rights but cares zilch for anyone else, or the Brian type. And all the other types.

Who is the man (person) in the street these days? Mondeo man, or green activist who doesn't like Mondeos, or anything much, except his/her own agenda?

Pick a representative from grass roots with lived experience, and we get Angela Rayner. I'd rather have Boris. 🤨
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 26, 2022, 08:52:42 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on August 25, 2022, 07:10:21 PMThe meaning of the word Truss (noun).
A framework made in simplest form from two short planks.


Quote from: klondike on August 25, 2022, 08:11:29 PMNo wonder they are supposed to be unpleasant to wear.  :bandaged:
I was thinking more along the political line.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 26, 2022, 09:48:53 AM
Oh her. Well yes certainly two short planks could form part of the definition.  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 26, 2022, 11:31:00 AM
To be fair if you nail two short planks together, you get a short plank only thicker, with nails in.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 26, 2022, 01:07:10 PM

What a great description..  I know his brother...  :smiley: 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on August 30, 2022, 03:54:12 PM
Today I learned that London buses are built stronger than London bus shelters.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 30, 2022, 04:15:58 PM
I saw that too...

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 31, 2022, 09:16:41 AM

Today I learned that I must stop talking about stuff I don't like and talk of happy things..
 I still don't like that Markle woman.. oop's.. sorry.. But I'm getting better..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 31, 2022, 09:19:13 AM
My sig used to include "It's good to moan". Better than bottling it up imo...

I changed it though. Spoiled for choice these days.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on August 31, 2022, 12:34:59 PM

Today I learned that some people still wear a face covering..
I saw one today in a big store.. She looked a rare breed..
The chemist I spoke to came to my side of the counter to talk to me.. No face covering..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on August 31, 2022, 12:41:35 PM
I saw a driving school car today and both were masked up with the windows open. When it first started we were told that masks offered no protection. A week later they were mandatory.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on August 31, 2022, 02:32:30 PM
oh ! is Covid over then  :?:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on August 31, 2022, 03:42:44 PM
I learned today that kitchen bins, pedal or push are very expensive  :hmm:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 01, 2022, 02:00:23 PM
Whereas second hand plastic bags are cheap and contain rubbish just as well.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 01, 2022, 03:40:34 PM
Not as cheap as they used to be thanks to Clegg.

Nick Clegg Announced 5p Plastic Bag Charge From A Dogging Spot, Ex-Press Officer Reveals...

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/03/04/nick-clegg-announced-5p-p_n_9382810.html
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 01, 2022, 06:05:36 PM
Today I learned that people in Brum are still having problems with houses being left to family members instead of lady friends. Or did I learn that yesterday? Or last week?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 01, 2022, 06:22:16 PM
Possibly all of those.  :grin:

I must rush to see if there is any update on this gripping tale. Maybe.





Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 02, 2022, 09:55:09 AM
any and all of the above!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 02, 2022, 10:41:21 AM
I don't think the small shops that  sell rancid fruit by the bowl, have to charge for the bag. I can say that nobody in our family pays for a bag except my wife.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 02, 2022, 12:56:50 PM
Most of the bags from shops like that only just about make it home. Plus they are too small to be much use as bin liners.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 02, 2022, 05:35:28 PM
Today I learned that Brian still has an active imagination.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM
Me too. Energised perhaps by running at 5am?

And Alex has just brought sleepycat back to life.   :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 04, 2022, 06:15:51 PM
Today I learned that my small electric oven is cheaper than the larger one..   :nooo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 06, 2022, 09:27:17 AM
Today I learned that Crooke's dark space is now known as Faraday's dark space.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 06, 2022, 09:29:52 AM

Today I learned that facial hair grows faster overnight..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 06, 2022, 09:49:15 AM
Today I learned that some hairs are invisible unless caught just so in the light and can go unnoticed for weeks. At least the very fine half inch one growing in solitary splendour from the end on my nose did.  :sad:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 06, 2022, 01:10:08 PM

:grin: :grin:
I can imagine staring at it whilst in conversation..  
One should always carry tweezers..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 06, 2022, 01:13:47 PM
That when things get tough, you need to bring in a woman to fix it !  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 06, 2022, 02:28:30 PM
You lot would be brilliant company in a concentration camp.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 08, 2022, 11:57:21 AM

Today I learned that if you wait long enough torrential rain will come along and clean the motor.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 08, 2022, 12:30:23 PM
Praise de Lord...

Earlier this week we had an absolute cloudburst just after the schools let out. I looked out of the window as it stopped as my daughter was coming round and saw a young lad in just his blazer trudging up the street like a drown rat. Poor little bugger.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 08, 2022, 12:54:27 PM

Kids don't use brollies.. it's not cool..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 08, 2022, 01:27:30 PM
I was just reminiscing that when I went to school in Autumn term, all the kids had raincoats and a hook in the cloakroom on which it was to be hung.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 08, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
I had a new tumble drier delivered today. I learned from one of the blokes that all the gas, electric and water belong s to the British public and there is no compunction to pay for any of that stuff. I learned from the other delivery bloke that it pays not to engage in any conversation at all with loons because they just keep rambling on and won't shut up.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 09, 2022, 07:18:02 AM
Today I learned that Bank of England money is legal tender in England and Wales, which (according to Wikipedia) means it can be used to settle a debt.

Apparently this includes the bill at a restaurant, if it is presented after the food has been consumed, as is usual, because at that time you are settling a debt and not making a purchase.

I also learned that the late Queen was the first to have her image on English bank notes. My parents often spoke about the earlier bank notes but I never saw one. Some were in circulation until 1967.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 09, 2022, 08:56:27 AM
never realised that - now, of course, there need to be new stamps and coins, don't know about notes
Mike
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 09, 2022, 09:05:35 AM
They'll issue new ones but won't withdraw the old. I remember prior Kings heads on pre decimal currency. I doubt that Royal Mail will withdraw stocks of stamps and with the new 1st class 2nd class markings there will be some of those hanging around in draws for donkey's years to come.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 09, 2022, 10:00:34 AM
:upvote:

Don't let anyone kid you it means we are going cashless.

However all the policemen will have to have new helmets, many of our soldiers will have to have new badges and so on. It all makes work for the working man to do.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 09, 2022, 10:11:48 AM
The police only need to wear helmets on the street and could draw them out as they go out and put them back as they return. I reckon this town probably only needs half a dozen.




Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 09, 2022, 12:50:59 PM
Quote from: klondike on September 09, 2022, 10:11:48 AMThe police only need to wear helmets on the street and could draw them out as they go out and put them back as they return. I reckon this town probably only needs half a dozen.





Do they go out on the streets now?  Well, I've never seen one for years now though there is the occasional cop car, sometimes even with blue lights (probably on their way back for a break).
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 09, 2022, 03:10:57 PM
Blast I forgot to mention the style...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/18/21/57990657-10830903-image-m-64_1652906562703.jpg)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Diasi on September 09, 2022, 03:44:49 PM
I've just learned that tonight's Emmerdale & Coronation Street have been cancelled.

I do realise that Lizzie's death is newsworthy but surely it could be limited to say 20 hours out of the 24 in a day.

I also realise that to some people it's unimportant but it's not when you're sat on your own all day & it's something to which you look forward.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 09, 2022, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: klondike on September 09, 2022, 03:10:57 PMBlast I forgot to mention the style...
Maybe only the metropolitan police that need new helmets then. maybe only new badges if they are separate.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 09, 2022, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: Ashy on September 09, 2022, 03:51:44 PMMaybe only the metropolitan police that need new helmets then. maybe only new badges if they are separate.
Yes, I assume unless it has the E II R letters, which I assume would need to be changed to C III R, there would be no need for any change.
The only other thing which could change is the 'Queen's Crown' (as in the above picture) into the 'King's Crown', but that may not be considered necessary.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 09, 2022, 05:02:03 PM
Coronation Street has turned into a lefty brain washing exercise ! we've got Diabetes with young Summer showing what happens when you miss the insulin jabs.  The menopause is tackled with Faye going through an early one and refusing HRT.  Not forgetting the problem of impotence with Sally and Tim 's bedroom antics !  Now it's a young footballer collapsing, no doubt due to his Covid jabs....
Ekin-Su, it's turning into Emergency Ward bloody 10
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 09, 2022, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 09, 2022, 05:02:03 PMCoronation Street has turned into a lefty brain washing exercise ! we've got Diabetes with young Summer showing what happens when you miss the insulin jabs.  The menopause is tackled with Faye going through an early one and refusing HRT.  Not forgetting the problem of impotence with Sally and Tim 's bedroom antics !  Now it's a young footballer collapsing, no doubt due to his Covid jabs....
Ekin-Su, it's turning into Emergency Ward bloody 10
The present series of Coronation Street has been crap since we decided to stop watching it several weeks (months?) ago.
We now watch Classic Coronation Street on ITV Hub, initially shown live in about 2002.  In those days they had far better (and far less woke) storylines.  Far more entertaining and even exciting to watch.  I'd strongly recommend it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 09, 2022, 07:12:48 PM
I'm only watching to see if Audrey's son pinches her money  :grin: Once that storyline is finished I'm off !  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 09, 2022, 07:23:49 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 09, 2022, 07:12:48 PMI'm only watching to see if Audrey's son pinches her money  :grin: Once that storyline is finished I'm off !  :rolleyes:
Good God!  Is that the most exciting story they can come up with?   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 09, 2022, 08:26:54 PM
I stopped watching it over ten years ago. No particular reason just had enough of it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 09, 2022, 09:40:54 PM
never willingly watched it - although as mum was a great fan I couldn't always avoid it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 11, 2022, 12:23:57 PM

I have learned that having Catch-up .. Films.. Documentaries... is a godsend 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 11, 2022, 12:36:43 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on September 11, 2022, 12:23:57 PMI have learned that having Catch-up .. Films.. Documentaries... is a godsend
Iin my experience, there is far more worth watching on 'catch-up' than on the live channels.
And you don't need to pay the BBC Tax!   :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 11, 2022, 12:40:15 PM
I have learned not to get to comfortable with things, the Status Quo can change in the blink of an eye.

AND it just has. 🙄 😯 👀 😢
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 11, 2022, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 09, 2022, 07:12:48 PMI'm only watching to see if Audrey's son pinches her money  :grin: Once that storyline is finished I'm off !  :rolleyes:

Creepy Steven! I still watch it. Dev's over acting makes me laugh, and the invisible quads suspend belief!
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Post by: Alex on September 11, 2022, 06:21:33 PM
I wonder how Eileen manages to house so many people in her little two up two down  :yay:
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Post by: Scrumpy on September 12, 2022, 04:38:05 PM
Today I learned that events on Monday will be missed by Wednesday..
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Post by: GrannyMac on September 12, 2022, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 11, 2022, 06:21:33 PMI wonder how Eileen manages to house so many people in her little two up two down  :yay:

Ooh yes, its a Tardis! At least Corrie boosts the pensions of some aged characters, Ken, Audrey and Rita. And Roy is getting on a bit now too. 
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Post by: Ashy on September 12, 2022, 08:04:00 PM
I just learned something, August bank holiday used to be at the beginning of August and campaigners got it changed to the last weekend, to extend the holiday season. I don't remember that happening from 1965 and apparently the August bank holiday fell in September twice before it was made the last Monday in August.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 14, 2022, 07:26:10 AM
Today I learned that a person who studies flags is a vexillologist, one who designs flags is a vexillographer, and the art of flag-designing is called vexillography. One who is a hobbyist or general admirer of flags is a vexillophile.  And one who burns flags is called an illegal immigrant.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 15, 2022, 03:41:53 PM
Today I learned that there is only one city in Buckinghamshire, its name is Milton Keynes.
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Post by: klondike on September 15, 2022, 03:43:22 PM
I tried to find it once. Never did. Just an endless succession of roundabouts on the way too.
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Post by: Ashy on September 15, 2022, 03:46:03 PM
Yes it's a dreadful place. I went there once, I have a vague recollection of it. What is even sadder is that I knew Bletchley, Stony Stratford and Wolverton before it happened.

Come to think of it I went to Bletchley more recently, but only train spotting.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 15, 2022, 04:11:55 PM
It's only 14 miles from me. The trouble with that is that they try out all the new stuff there and then it filters to here. Recent enhancement to entertain pedestrians are bloody Voi electric scooters that zoom up behind you unheard. We also got little self driving delivery trucks pootling around. First time I saw one I thought some kid was playing with it.

(https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/D64F8B6C-5B9D-4CE0-A95BFEC19EC04E4A_source.jpg?w=590&h=800&6BA33C8B-A6D6-4DA5-910CBD30D168FBE7)

Still we also got full fibre broadband which we'd never have had in this backwater if the providers weren't based there.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 15, 2022, 04:38:06 PM
Interesting.
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Post by: Alex on September 15, 2022, 08:58:09 PM
I thought Milton Keynes was darn sarf and Klondy lived in the midlands somewhere....
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Post by: JBR on September 15, 2022, 09:07:53 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 15, 2022, 08:58:09 PMI thought Milton Keynes was darn sarf and Klondy lived in the midlands somewhere....
It is indeed darn sarf.  Anything south of Sheffield is darn sarf.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 15, 2022, 09:13:29 PM
as is anything sarf of Edinburgh
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 15, 2022, 09:16:24 PM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on September 15, 2022, 09:13:29 PMas is anything sarf of Edinburgh
Ah, but Edinburgh is in a foreign country.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 15, 2022, 09:16:52 PM
Anything north of Stoke on Trent is ' up north' the rest is darn sarf.  :clap:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 15, 2022, 09:21:18 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 15, 2022, 09:16:52 PMAnything north of Stoke on Trent is ' up north' the rest is darn sarf.  :clap:
Oh no.  Stoke on Trent is definitely darn sarf.

Yorkshire, Lancashire, County Durham, Northumberland, Cumberland and Westmorland are oop north. Everything else is darn sarf.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 15, 2022, 09:28:07 PM
Nah, you've got to have a bit in the middle :busted:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 15, 2022, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 15, 2022, 09:28:07 PMNah, you've got to have a bit in the middle :busted:
Well, I suppose that's possible.

Which 'darn sarf' counties would you include in 'the middle'?
I suppose you'd start with Cheshire.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 15, 2022, 10:32:51 PM
Anything north of Watford is ooop north. The bit between Sheffield and Watford is the Midlands. MK is well north ot Watford and well south of Sheffield.

A strange place too. You can drive through and see nothing but roads and roundabouts in a big grid. The houses and industry are all hidden away in the bits between.

I spent a few weeks in Central MK on a contract working to update code to avoid millennium bug issues which was very nice as it was a lot nearer home than any others that I took. I was one of the many that made sure the millennium bug was a damp squib. If we hadn't done the preventitive work most systems would have screwed up big time.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 15, 2022, 10:48:55 PM
Well, to me anything that isn't oop north is darn sarf, so I suppose darn sarf must include that 'midlands' thing.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 15, 2022, 11:24:06 PM
Quote from: JBR on September 15, 2022, 10:09:58 PMWell, I suppose that's possible.

Which 'darn sarf' counties would you include in 'the middle'?
I suppose you'd start with Cheshire.

Cheshire's too far north to be in the ' middle'  :yay:  :yay:  :yay:
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Post by: GrannyMac on September 16, 2022, 12:06:52 AM
I remembered today its nice to be back in Scotland! The empty countryside and sparkling rivers seen from the train seemed so clean. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 16, 2022, 08:42:07 AM
From what I recall of the weather forecasts when I had a TV licence it gets a very regular washing up there  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 16, 2022, 09:01:47 AM
Anything over the top of Reigate Hill is up North..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 16, 2022, 11:02:32 AM
Quote from: Alex on September 15, 2022, 11:24:06 PMCheshire's too far north to be in the ' middle'  :yay:  :yay:  :yay:
OK, I'll stretch a point.

Cheshire is, in fact, within the CofE Province of York, so you can come in.

The rest of the country comes within the Province of Canterbury, so it must be darn sarf.

September 16, 2022, 11:05:21 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on September 16, 2022, 09:01:47 AMAnything over the top of Reigate Hill is up North..
You're mad.  Reigate is part of Khant's empire, isn't it?
Why do so many Southerners seem to want to be part of 'oop north'?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 16, 2022, 03:46:39 PM
Today, or rather last night I re-learned that it's a big mistake to eat crisps in bed  :boo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 16, 2022, 08:28:27 PM
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 17, 2022, 08:02:04 PM
Crumbs

I trust you were eating crisps in bed out of respect for Her Majesty.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 17, 2022, 09:12:06 PM
Yes, watching the comings and goings from Westminster Hall, what else would I be doing ?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 17, 2022, 09:14:00 PM
Going to sleep out of respect for her majesty I suppose?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 17, 2022, 09:24:47 PM
Quote from: Ashy on September 17, 2022, 09:14:00 PMGoing to sleep out of respect for her majesty I suppose?

selbstverständlich
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: JBR on September 17, 2022, 10:06:32 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 17, 2022, 09:24:47 PMselbstverständlich
natürlich
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 18, 2022, 11:48:44 AM

Today I learned not to open a hot oven door wearing glasses..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 18, 2022, 11:49:31 AM
yes, they steam up, don't they?
Mike
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Post by: Scrumpy on September 18, 2022, 11:50:53 AM

I can't see what you have written at the moment Michael.. :smiley:
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Post by: Michael Rolls on September 18, 2022, 11:53:31 AM
 :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 20, 2022, 10:46:41 AM
Today I learned ,when fixing a new doorbell, the words Easy to Assemble are wrong..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 20, 2022, 10:48:07 AM
Today I learned if in a rush, don't brush your teeth with a navy T shirt on. :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on September 20, 2022, 03:19:02 PM
I always take my tie off whilst brushing my teeth before going to bed
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 21, 2022, 08:49:00 AM

Today I learned that an email from The National Lottery saying ..'News about your ticket' is nothing to get excited about..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 22, 2022, 07:13:23 AM
Yesterday I learnt (on the Mothership) that permission has to be granted to a supermarket till operator to start scanning shopping, otherwise they will be admonished!  Admonished!

Some very strange opinions are being expressed over there, IMO.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 22, 2022, 08:22:01 AM
Today I learned from my undercover surveillance that Klondike could be Debbie.. Trying to boost numbers..  :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 22, 2022, 09:12:00 AM
Let me spill the beans on my undercover surveillance...

Certainly Debbie is undercover. The id is using a VPN that terminates in Tokyo and an unusual email provider that boasts anonymity and security. I'm not sure what the game is but I'm watching....

(https://gallery.digitalham.co.uk/images/the_eye.gif)

It could just be a normal pensioner with a geek child trying to keep her safe online. I have no ideas and no posts that I recall seem to offer much of a clue. The English is a trifle stilted in one or two posts.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 23, 2022, 10:05:24 AM
I certainly did, I learned NOT to bust a gut trying to help someone online.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 23, 2022, 10:08:13 AM
Quote from: Raven on September 23, 2022, 10:05:24 AMI certainly did, I learned NOT to bust a gut trying to help someone online.

Mother ship  ?   :smiley:

Today I learned not to feel guilty over something I have no control over
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 23, 2022, 03:07:05 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 23, 2022, 10:08:13 AMMother ship  ?   :smiley:

How did you guess? 👍 😒 😕
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Jacqueline on September 23, 2022, 03:45:12 PM
Yes I learned that the Tories are going to do nothing to help me at all.  Bankers yes, higher rate tax payers yes, people on lower incomes, no.  

Bring back Boris, bloody Liz Truss, bloody queezy whatever's his name, making her the new PM probably hastened the Queen's demise!!!!!!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 23, 2022, 05:24:49 PM
Quote from: Raven on September 23, 2022, 10:05:24 AMI certainly did, I learned NOT to bust a gut trying to help someone online.
:grin: :grin: Are you going to tell.. !!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 09:02:50 AM

That I am not mentioned in the Rich List.. and never likely to be.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 09:07:39 AM
I learned yesterday that sometimes miracles happen.  They can even come in pairs. My NHS hearing test appointment came though and it's on 10th October (miracle one). The letter said I need to get my ears checked by GP nurse 2 weeks prior to that for ear wax or infection (presumably so a timely cancellation can be made) and when I called yesterday I got an appointment for today at 10am (miracle 2). Setting off in a little while.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 09:18:58 AM

Hear !  Hear. !!!!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 09:20:09 AM
What?

I forgot to mention that I'm having my eyes tested too at 2 o'clock. If they fix those it will be miracle 3.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 27, 2022, 10:07:30 AM
Good luck klondy  :upvote:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 27, 2022, 10:23:11 AM
I checked the obituary column and I'm not in it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 27, 2022, 10:32:53 AM
I got my second new ear bud yesterday, both aids recently recalibrated. They work well.

klondike, the foam used to make your ear moulds feels odd, complete deafness! Weird.just letting you know. I hope eyes and ears all sorted soon.
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Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 11:02:01 AM
Thanks. The hearing thing is odd. I can hear news and documentaries ok but TV series or movies not so well. One to one people usually ok but any extraneous noise and things can be tricky. Small children are often unintelligible.

Rnid test does numbers with background noise. It said I should get a test.
Several others use a different test with different frequencies and they show my higher frequency hearing is poor and said get a test.

So I've got a test. Nurse said I was a very good boy for keeping my lugholes clean.

Eyes started out back in the hot weather when my dry eye got bad and I was constantly using eye drops. An outpatient exam fitted me with tear duct blockers and they booked me in for the fuller testing today. They are a lot better now with the odd bad day. Never perfect though.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 11:19:20 AM

Blimey Klondike.. You are rapidly going down hill.. :grin:

September 27, 2022, 11:19:54 AM
Quote from: Ashy on September 27, 2022, 10:23:11 AMI checked the obituary column and I'm not in it.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 11:29:15 AM
Stop mumbling whoever you are...  :wink:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 27, 2022, 11:43:36 AM
I have subtitles on when the telly is on to avoid having my telly dead loud. This may not sound funny now I'm telling you, BUT last night it was !  I was watching Dhamer, when the sound went off on my telly the sub titles were still showing though.  So here I am swearing at the bloody telly, when it dawned on me that the 'victim' Dhamer was after happened to be deaf, so they turned the sound off in the film.  🤓🤓🤓

A blonde moment,...... I'll get me coat
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Post by: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 12:32:28 PM
Blonde Moment..!!
Walking towards me was a young guy who started talking.. I couldn't hear what he was asking me so I said 'Pardon' ?
He was talking to someone on his ear phone thingy..  
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Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 12:32:57 PM
I dislike subtitles as I find them too distracting. Even the Korean squiggly stuff on early downloads. It seems South Korea get everything streamed well before it appears here so they appear first.

I switch between TV smart features and an Android media box that I use to play downloads. The box is always a bit quieter than the TV and sometimes a lot quieter. I have accidentally rattled the windows a few times. it doesn't matter much as the neighbour that side is stone deaf. We live on a main road and as she lip reads she can chat away no problem at all out front. I just nod and smile when the bus or an artic goes by. I must see if there are any lipreading tutorials on YouTube.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 27, 2022, 12:51:11 PM
I think it must be old age creeping on. My source tells me ear moulds are becoming a thing of the past as the hearing aid industry has got a better way. Behind-the-ear aids now coming without hooks.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 12:58:48 PM
Yep. All old codger stuff. I can't understand why.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on September 27, 2022, 01:34:29 PM
Me neither. According to Lord Winston, the body starts making mistakes.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 27, 2022, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: Ashy on September 27, 2022, 12:51:11 PMI think it must be old age creeping on. My source tells me ear moulds are becoming a thing of the past as the hearing aid industry has got a better way. Behind-the-ear aids now coming without hooks.
Depends how much you want to pay. My digitals are free. My hearing issues are much like klondikes.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 02:51:57 PM
I learned that just because your phone says it won't rain you don't necessarily stay dry.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 02:54:43 PM
Alexa is a bit of a fibber too.

September 27, 2022, 02:55:57 PM
As a matter of fact she can be a bare faced liar.. Tells me it is not going to rain when it already is..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 27, 2022, 07:13:01 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on September 27, 2022, 02:54:43 PMAlexa is a bit of a fibber too.

September 27, 2022, 02:55:57 PM
As a matter of fact she can be a bare faced liar.. Tells me it is not going to rain when it already is..

Got to pull you up there Scrumps, my memory is soooooooo bad I can't remember what I've said to people  :cool:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 27, 2022, 08:28:16 PM
AlexA

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPIVAqmjmnB2FfMq4bl5PLF5rSnThI_z5WAv0zjLOKGk9-oB75spZ3Gyn_8SCygzoQ9-8&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 27, 2022, 08:41:46 PM
I learned that my idea of hot is very different from the Leisure Centre's idea of hot.  :yell:  :cry:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 28, 2022, 08:05:23 AM

My gilet fits if I don't zip it up..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 28, 2022, 09:16:58 AM
:upvote:

Sadly though that may have an impact on performance of function.  :worried:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 29, 2022, 12:40:05 PM
Yes, I learned that bitchy leopards do not change their spots, and I'm a fool for thinking they might have. :cry:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 29, 2022, 03:42:05 PM
I learned that my brain isn't quite as fried as I thought.

I learned how to complete peg solitaire from YouTube the other day. For many years I thought it was impossible. I've just checked and I can remember the solution.

Shame about the Rubik's cube. I learned that years ago and not only have I forgotten but I foul it up even with instructions.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 29, 2022, 05:21:17 PM
Today I learned not to be so nosey.......... but still wish Raven would explain all  :smiley:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 29, 2022, 05:38:03 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 29, 2022, 05:21:17 PMToday I learned not to be so nosey.......... but still wish Raven would explain all  :smiley:

Can't you guess😏
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 29, 2022, 05:39:43 PM
 :hmm: No, I'm assuming it's something to do with OFF member (s) but no idea what's happened to you.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 29, 2022, 05:48:30 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 29, 2022, 05:39:43 PM:hmm: No, I'm assuming it's something to do with OFF member (s) but no idea what's happened to you.

One that likes to argue about anything and everything had actually been behaving herself, I thought good, but yesterday she got back to her old self, reading things into posts that aren't there, then rowing with the poster over it. She follows certain people around, waiting to pounce. Been doing it for years, can't stand her.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 29, 2022, 06:09:38 PM
Not the infamous Granny69 / Undercover Pensioner is it. That was her forte too.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 29, 2022, 06:17:33 PM
ooooh which one is she ?  I'll get on it  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on September 29, 2022, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2022, 06:09:38 PMNot the infamous Granny69 / Undercover Pensioner is it. That was her forte too.

No No, This one's pure OFF. Unless she's on there with another username. Hmmmm now I'm not so sure.  :yell:

September 29, 2022, 06:24:07 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 29, 2022, 06:17:33 PMooooh which one is she ?  I'll get on it  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:

It's only little swipes so far, and only a couple of people but that will change.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 29, 2022, 08:03:32 PM
Granny49../ Undercover Pensioner... Good old days eh!!! 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on September 29, 2022, 08:04:57 PM
I should cocoa, we had something to get out teeth into there  :yay:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 29, 2022, 08:07:16 PM
.. and  The Deep.. and Sciatico..  :nooo:
They all kept me on my toes.. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 29, 2022, 10:05:18 PM
You sound like you miss it. Rose tinted specs?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on September 30, 2022, 07:31:17 AM
Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2022, 03:42:05 PMI learned that my brain isn't quite as fried as I thought.

I learned how to complete peg solitaire from YouTube the other day. For many years I thought it was impossible. I've just checked and I can remember the solution.

Shame about the Rubik's cube. I learned that years ago and not only have I forgotten but I foul it up even with instructions.

My son could do the Rubik cube when he was a kid. Neither his dad or I could, or his sister. We bowed to his amazing prowess!

I've never managed to finish peg solitaire, I think we may still have one, so I may just look at a you tube and finally master it.  Thanks klondike 👍🏽
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 30, 2022, 08:49:56 AM
Quote from: klondike on September 29, 2022, 10:05:18 PMYou sound like you miss it. Rose tinted specs?
Rose tinted specs.. !!!! Certainly not.. It takes all sorts to make a forum.. None of them were bullies..
But they made a topic more interesting to read.. and woke up some of the members.. Far more viewing back then..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on September 30, 2022, 09:33:25 AM
You need to bear with the slow presentation. I saw some who just whipped through without explaining and they were pretty useless. This bloke hopes you can get it in one from his. I didn't - it took a recap or two but it seems to have stuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33UgfA3jt7s
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on September 30, 2022, 10:32:56 AM
Today I learned that Royal Mail are on strike..
I walked to our local news agent/post office with a parcel.. and walked all the way back with it.   :nooo:
But while I was there I bought a couple of lottery tickets.. Perhaps that is what I was meant to be there for in the first place..  :clap: :yahoo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on October 01, 2022, 06:05:21 PM
Today I learned the connection between Leicester Square in London, and Leicester. There isn't one. It was named by the politician Robert Sidney (1595 - 1677) who was elected as MP for constituencies in Wiltshire and Kent. He inherited his father's title of Earl of Leicester. The square in London is named after the house he had built there which he called Leicester House.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 02, 2022, 11:33:49 AM
Today I learned that 4525 babies were born every day in Egypt over a 7 month period.   :rolleyes: It's the third most populous country after Nigeria and Ethiopia.


Source: Arab News
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 02, 2022, 11:57:53 AM

This country will play Catch-up...
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 02, 2022, 01:01:08 PM
Not with white British babies it won't. Birthrate in that demographic has plunged well below the 2.1 per mother needed to maintain the population.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 02, 2022, 10:23:45 PM
I learned that it's harder to say goodbye to a place than I thought it would be. But needs must, as circumstances can change out of the blue.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Diasi on October 03, 2022, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: klondike on September 30, 2022, 09:33:25 AMYou need to bear with the slow presentation. I saw some who just whipped through without explaining and they were pretty useless. This bloke hopes you can get it in one from his. I didn't - it took a recap or two but it seems to have stuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33UgfA3jt7s
This takes me back, I used to play pocket solitaire as a teenager (no it's not what you may be thinking  :grin:) & I had one of these.

https://www.modip.ac.uk/artefact/aibdc-005531





Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 03, 2022, 01:55:39 PM
Blimey that takes me back. I had one too. Well after a while just some of one. All to easy to lose those little pegs.

I've been making sure I still remember almost on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 03, 2022, 05:37:03 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 02, 2022, 10:23:45 PMI learned that it's harder to say goodbye to a place than I thought it would be. But needs must, as circumstances can change out of the blue.

Are you moving  ?

Today I learned that Oat milk in coffee isn't so bad :sad:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 05, 2022, 07:29:06 AM
I've never tried oat milk, might have to give it a go.

Yesterday, I had a meeting on Teams! It was so simple, I'd been worried I might not access it, or hear the others, but no problems.

Our LA is working on a new strategy for Older Peoples Housing, and I'm one of a couple of older volunteers in the group.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 05, 2022, 09:44:36 AM

Why does my hair look its best a few days before haircut.. ?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 05, 2022, 10:02:22 AM
I'm still puzzling over how they manage to milk oats  [2080]
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 05, 2022, 10:08:13 AM

I know that the dog walker who lets his dog crap in my garden comes when it is still dark..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 05, 2022, 10:12:24 AM
Install a PIR floodlight.
Maybe an ultrasonic pest deterrent too.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 05, 2022, 02:51:18 PM
I learned I'm Not going to cut my hair after all. If 71 year old Crystal Gale can still have her wonderful length of hair then so can I. :yahoo:
Her hair is almost down to the back of her knees  :shocked: It makes my hair look positively short, and my hair sure ain't short. 👌😏

https://youtu.be/Mi9bt3p1ADM
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 05, 2022, 06:27:26 PM
I can't do bunches or ponytails anymore Raven..
They just don't suit me..  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 05, 2022, 07:09:34 PM
That clip must be 50 years old, I couldn't be arsed tbh.  Short hair knocks years off you Raven  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Malvina on October 05, 2022, 07:33:13 PM
Yes,I have learned today that at least one Person on this Forum does not know the difference between an arrogant,piss artist law breaker and a paedophile. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 05, 2022, 07:54:50 PM
I learned today that not everyone is as bright as you first thought they were.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 05, 2022, 07:57:04 PM
My hair is in an over the left shoulder plat or tied up. It's no bother as I have to plat it before bed or I can't get the brush through it in the morning. I have to put it up in a clamp on top of my head before swimming, both take less than 2 minutes to do, so it's no bother to me I sometimes leave it loose if we' re going out somewhere.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 05, 2022, 07:59:10 PM
My DIL has really long hair, but she always complains about the time it takes it to dry.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 05, 2022, 08:05:45 PM
I just towel it, then wet plat it and forgot about it.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 05, 2022, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 03, 2022, 05:37:03 PMAre you moving  ?

Only place I'm moving from is The Mother Ship. It's no longer PF, it's an extension of OFF. I'm no longer comfortable there. 😢
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Malvina on October 05, 2022, 09:11:33 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 05, 2022, 07:54:50 PMI learned today that not everyone is as bright as you first thought they were.
DITTO!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 07, 2022, 10:53:58 AM

Nuffink...
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on October 07, 2022, 12:49:46 PM
George Gershwin wrote "Rhapsody In Blue" in 1924 and it is the most popular piece of music ever written. It represents a train journey across America with fast and slow passages, station stops. and busier parts over junctions.

Most important perhaps, is why he wrote it. The answer is that he was asked to write it by a Jazz band leader, Paul Whiteman, and Mr Gershwin was paid to write it.

Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 07, 2022, 01:08:56 PM
Smashing piece of music  :upvote:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 10, 2022, 09:15:12 AM
Today I learned there can be such a thing as men's problems. How many ladies have had a phone slip out of a pocket down the loo when they are having a pee?

Today I learned that instincts can easily be wrong. If something drops in the loo the instinct to grab i out and put it under the tap is not a sensible one.

Today I learned that phones are possibly more waterproof than they used to be as I got away with it.  Or possibly just bigger as it sort of jammed and didn't get a full submersion.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2022, 09:50:24 AM
My phone has fallen out of my cardigan pocket onto a tiled floor in the loo, fortunately I've never dropped it in the loo  :upvote: You were lucky.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 10, 2022, 10:05:15 AM
Yep. I thought it was a gonner.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: morty on October 10, 2022, 11:14:47 AM
I've learnt just recently that people never ever change their spots. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on October 10, 2022, 12:20:55 PM
Veronica once put my jeans in the washing machine without telling me, and didn't notice the mobile in the pocket. Thankfully, after a few days it dried out and was then none the worse.
Mike
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 10, 2022, 12:57:51 PM
My phone isn't entire unscathed and may need to be replaced  :sad:

The rear camera has gone misty and the speaker isn't working. Oddly it still rings but quietly so I'm guessing that is a separate unit. It may dry out so I'll give that a chance before flashing the plastic. Meanwhile if I want to talk on it I'll have to use my bluetooth headset.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 10, 2022, 04:42:14 PM
Stick it in a jar and cover it with rice Klondy, the rice draws out any moisture.  Uncooked rice of course  :clap:  :clap:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 10, 2022, 05:15:41 PM
The only. Trick then is to remember where you put it!  :busted:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 10, 2022, 06:51:17 PM
The big trick would be to find some rice. I'll just leave it to see what happens. Good news is it can easily be used as a phone because the speakerphone option works.

My granddaughter who is an expert at busting phones has some contact details for somebody who fixes them cheaper than high street phone shops. If it doesn't fix itself I'll get a price off him before splashing out on a new one.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 11, 2022, 11:33:49 AM
Today I learned that leaving a damp phone on a radiator overnight  so it catches the morning blast before I get up does seem to dry stuff out. The camera is defogged and the normal phone speaker seems to be normal again.

There is/hopefully was a confusing and annoying notification about an incompatible analogue audio accessory that kept pinging which google suggested was muck in the USB charging port and to try blowing it out with an air duster. That's when I discovered that the can I bought in a pound shop years back maybe wasn't a waste of money after all as it seems to have shut up. Mind you it did that before then restarted.

===  :sad: :sad: :sad: ===
Pinged again....
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 11, 2022, 06:01:32 PM
"  leaving a damp phone on a radiator overnight   "

Moneybags ?  :cowboy:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 11, 2022, 08:36:32 PM
The radiator is set to come on about 6:30 but I am not. It's usually off again by the time I drag my sorry backside out of my pit.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on October 11, 2022, 08:38:16 PM
Maybe it would be good to get up a bit earlier, say about 4.30 am you could join a running club.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 11, 2022, 08:46:57 PM
Oh I do that every morning the same way Brian does - in my imagination. Well he does it in his imagination not mine obviously but I hope you get the idea.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 12, 2022, 08:04:00 AM
He's had that man in his ear again, sadly I responded.   :busted:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 12, 2022, 09:21:49 AM
The shame. Oh the shame.  :grin:

Found it. While looking I see you were admonished for talking about a "take over".  :nooo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 12, 2022, 09:53:20 AM
I don't think they realise they make some threads exclusive to them, in jokes etc.  it is good to see new members, but it's become a different place. The old guard is dwindling, although Brian is thriving!  :smiley:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 12, 2022, 11:08:33 AM
I left the mother ship a couple of weeks ago. Apart from the fact I don't like takeovers, I can talk to them on the OFF Forum if I want to talk to any of them. The place is now like an extension of OFF with a lot of the threads doubled on the two forums.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 21, 2022, 05:30:09 PM
Today I learned that Chinese zips work the other way around to ours, feet and boobs come in different sizes even on the same person and the Tory mafia can screw the membership without even breaking into a sweat,
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 21, 2022, 06:20:13 PM
:grin: :grin:
Today I learned that it's easier to take the lights of a bush before you trim it.

October 21, 2022, 06:22:01 PM
Quote from: Raven on October 12, 2022, 11:08:33 AMI left the mother ship a couple of weeks ago. Apart from the fact I don't like takeovers, I can talk to them on the OFF Forum if I want to talk to any of them. The place is now like an extension of OFF with a lot of the threads doubled on the two forums.

Raven.. It is sad that you have now left PF because of the takeover... 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 21, 2022, 08:55:56 PM
I rarely visit, some right puerile rubbish. I like this group, just wish Akbuk would move over.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 21, 2022, 09:19:11 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on October 21, 2022, 06:20:13 PM:grin: :grin:
Today I learned that it's easier to take the lights of a bush before you trim it.

October 21, 2022, 06:22:01 PM
Raven.. It is sad that you have now left PF because of the takeover...

I must admit my nose got the better of me and I went over for a nose.  [2010]
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 21, 2022, 11:01:04 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on October 21, 2022, 08:55:56 PMI rarely visit, some right puerile rubbish. I like this group, just wish Akbuk would move over.

Me too GM  :upvote: Digitalis is interesting too, although I sometimes wonder if he's smoking something  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 22, 2022, 08:50:37 AM
Akbuk.. Digitalis... Two of my favourites..
You always get a good (story) from Digitalis.. and it is fun trying to work out what he is saying...
The newbies seem fine and I haven't noticed any nastiness from anyone.. Brian is having a 'field day'.. people are listening to him..
Will any of them be there in a years time !! Who knows..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on October 22, 2022, 04:43:02 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Sheila on October 22, 2022, 04:49:46 PM
I've learned today that, if you get out of the habit of dusting, when you do remember you get a coughing fit.  We are having visitors tomorrow and I've had a clean up.

I have also asked my neighbour for her cleaner's phone number!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on October 22, 2022, 05:46:35 PM
There is nothing in the whole world like finding a ten shilling note in a birthday card.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 22, 2022, 06:34:08 PM
10 bob note..!!  Had many a good night out on one of them..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 24, 2022, 05:52:30 PM
Today I learned that soap writers can come up with nothing comparable the sort of twisted plots our politicians can spin.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on October 24, 2022, 08:43:05 PM
I learnt that more I see of Rishi Sunak, the more I dislike him
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 24, 2022, 08:54:41 PM
Today I learned that my air fryer makes first class cheese and ham toasties  :upvote:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 25, 2022, 09:45:00 AM

Today I learned that the Co-op do Amazon returns.. I have been driving to the next town.. :boo: Thick or what.. !!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on October 25, 2022, 09:55:47 AM
I learnt that my first fuel bill after the big increase is about the same as last years when I take off the £66 from the government.  Not as bad as I feared.  But we have used significantly less gas.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 25, 2022, 10:13:19 AM
I agree GrannyMac...
I am very careful now using gas/electric.. I hope we get a mild winter...
I have started going to bed earlier and watching the tv..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 25, 2022, 10:56:13 AM
> and watching the tv..

Might pay to keep a tablet charged with a few films on it for when the power cuts come along. Don't forget they will wipe out your home internet too.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 25, 2022, 11:36:52 AM
Good idea Klondy, I don't have a tablet do you need one with a minimum memory ?  they're not very expensive either.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 25, 2022, 12:28:01 PM

.. a candle and book... Very Dickensian..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 25, 2022, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 25, 2022, 11:36:52 AMGood idea Klondy, I don't have a tablet do you need one with a minimum memory ?  they're not very expensive either.
Most will take a USB stick with a C connector these days. It's called on-the-go support
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/what-is-usb-otg-5-cool-ways-use-android/

For Android I'd say 32GB is adequate for some people. Less can be a PITA and more starts pushing the prices up. That said mine is 128GB. I don't think it was overly expensive - I'll see if I can find what I paid. It's a Lenovo Tab 11 Plus and was £182.50 direct from Lenovo. I had some annoying issues with it at first as it was a new model at the time. Firmware updates have fixed it though.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 25, 2022, 08:46:10 PM
I had a look at the link Klondy, it's double dutch to me I'm afraid  :rolleyes:  :cool:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 25, 2022, 09:01:58 PM
All you need do is look at the specs and see if OTG is supported. Or google the tablet you fancy and include OTG in the search terms to see what you find.

All it means is that the tablet is capable of reading a USB drive as all laptops can. Most of them do these days. They didn't originally.

If you don't want to do any of that then a 128GB tablet will hold quite a few movies anyway so you can copy them directly to it or even just download them to it direct.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 26, 2022, 09:26:06 AM

I learned where the brightness is on my laptop.. 
My friend Marty popped in and within a moment my screen has come alive..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 26, 2022, 10:35:04 AM
So the charger is still OK then?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on October 26, 2022, 03:52:40 PM
If you don't want to do any of that then a 128GB tablet will hold quite a few movies anyway so you can copy them directly to it or even just download them to it direct.

That sounds simpler.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on October 26, 2022, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: klondike on October 26, 2022, 10:35:04 AMSo the charger is still OK then?
I replaced the charger..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on October 26, 2022, 05:04:47 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 26, 2022, 03:52:40 PMIf you don't want to do any of that then a 128GB tablet will hold quite a few movies anyway so you can copy them directly to it or even just download them to it direct.

That sounds simpler.
Not really. All you need find out is if the tablet supports USB disks or not. I think most do these days,
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 03, 2022, 08:56:09 AM
I learned how small a Fiesta is. Dropped the Mondeo off for a service and the courtesy car is a Fiesta. In my shoes, I am six one and a bit and I can only just squeeze in with the seat as far back as it goes
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on November 03, 2022, 09:30:22 AM

Remember back when we all squeezed into a Mini.. !!!  No complaints back then..
We were able to fold our bodies in half ..  :grin:  
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 03, 2022, 12:23:23 PM
thing is, my legs are about 2" longer than average for my height and it is leg length that is critical in getting into a driving seat. Back when I worked in Hampshire I was out and about just about every day, so when my car was in for a service (every 3,000 miles, remember?) I had to use one of the pool Minis - had to get out stretch my legs every quarter of an hour or so
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on November 03, 2022, 03:33:27 PM
Poor you Mike, 🤗 I'm the opposite, I have trouble reaching the pedals, the clutch in my Yeti is one that needs to be fully pushed down before the gear will change and it brings me too close IMO to the steering wheel. It's okay in the summer but when you have a thick jacket on in the winter it's a bloody pest.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on November 03, 2022, 05:04:08 PM
Automatic for me.. Though I can drive a manual.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on November 03, 2022, 05:19:41 PM
When I had an auto years back I swapped back to manual with no problems at all. When I put this auto in for a service I got a 6 gear courtesy car. I stalled it three times and never had a clue what gear it was in. When I stopped it scolded me and told me I hadn't been driving economically or something similar. I'm not surprised as I doubt I used higher than third gear but was still bombing along the dual carriageway.  :nooo:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 04, 2022, 04:44:21 AM
the Fiesta was a manual. To be honest, I normally ask for an auto, but I wanted to see if the gammy arm could cope with a manual if I had to. Thankfully, no problems - although the little car was so cramped for me I wouldn't want to drive it - or an equivalent - for more than, say, 20 miles at a time.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on November 04, 2022, 10:12:36 PM
I once drove a Renault 4 with the gear lever on the dashboard !  it was great for hanging my handbag on. :cool:   I used to drive an automatic,  but I much prefer a manual car tbh, I don't know why, but I like changing gear :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on November 04, 2022, 10:26:44 PM
I've only had one automatic car, a VW Passat estate. Cracking car. Had it for 12 years, I refused to get rid of it untill it started to fall to bits and I went back to 4x4s.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 05, 2022, 03:45:35 AM
Quote from: Alex on November 04, 2022, 10:12:36 PMI once drove a Renault 4 with the gear lever on the dashboard !  it was great for hanging my handbag on. :cool:   I used to drive an automatic,  but I much prefer a manual car tbh, I don't know why, but I like changing gear :grin:
When I first met her, Veronica had a 4 with that gear lever - weird! Only the French!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on November 06, 2022, 02:04:10 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PqBrccmf/good.jpg)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 07, 2022, 03:40:22 AM
so true!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on November 14, 2022, 05:00:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y04zxcMZ/Christmas.jpg)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 14, 2022, 08:36:42 PM
so true
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on November 26, 2022, 03:14:55 PM
I notice that Cliff Richard has been wheeled out and is doing yet another Christmas Album...
.. and bloody Jamie Oliver is showing us what to put in 'One Pot'..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on November 26, 2022, 04:52:56 PM
Apparently we taxpayers are giving millions of pounds to China. It beats me.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on December 02, 2022, 09:08:10 AM

Today I learned that  the original capital of the USA was Philadelphia. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on December 02, 2022, 09:02:03 PM
Today I learned that not all European owls are grey or white.

(https://i.postimg.cc/yxqVdvTG/norwegian-blue-owl.jpg)
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 02, 2022, 09:11:43 PM
Oh, how cute!!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on December 03, 2022, 10:45:49 AM

I want one...!!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on December 03, 2022, 11:00:30 AM
That's gorgeous. 😍
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 03, 2022, 11:37:06 AM
absolutely!
On the question of what did I learnt today, I learned that the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police is a bloody idiot - see separate thread
Mike
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on December 03, 2022, 07:09:44 PM
So sorry I misled everyone, this photo is fake - according to Snopes.  It was posted on Facebook and thousands of people shared it - so I wasn't alone  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on December 03, 2022, 07:25:21 PM
Fake or not, it's looking lovely.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 04, 2022, 03:31:00 AM
well, I like it anyway!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on December 04, 2022, 10:14:54 AM
Obviously god didn't  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on December 04, 2022, 10:17:49 AM

Today I learned not to believe everything that I see...  :smiley:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on December 04, 2022, 11:13:51 AM
Especially on t'internet...
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Ashy on December 25, 2022, 10:58:33 AM
In Hell all the toilets are blocked up or broken. The milkmen are on strike. It is illegal to run over a dog. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 16, 2023, 02:38:34 PM
Today I learned that slipping on brick steps hurts even if you only go down a little way and land on your backside.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on February 16, 2023, 03:43:47 PM
Yes, Baby Steps get me further than the strides I want to take. :yell:

Careful Klondike you know what happened to me when I slipped and landed on my bahookie.  :cry:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 16, 2023, 05:23:10 PM
No lasting damage in my case but I did think of you as I was laying there wondering what the hell had just happened. Just whacked both arms and my back. May have broken the skin but no severe leaks that I can feel. I'll probably have an inspection when I go to bed.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on February 16, 2023, 07:14:51 PM
Quote from: klondike on February 16, 2023, 05:23:10 PMI'll probably have an inspection when I go to bed.
!!!!  :shocked:  :shocked:  That sounds interesting... 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 25, 2023, 11:22:13 AM
Today George Harrison would have been 80 years old !  feeling old............ :cool:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on February 25, 2023, 03:36:34 PM

Happiness.. Is a piece of chocolate found down the sofa..
Yep.!! I ate it..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 25, 2023, 05:28:19 PM
That feeling when you're rummaging through the freezer and find a single, lonely Magnet  :yay:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 25, 2023, 06:20:57 PM
Discovered just because some biscuits you forgot about say best before April 22 it doesn't mean they are inedible. After eating  two will likely bin the rest of the packet though.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 25, 2023, 07:19:56 PM
Nah, go for it! I discovered that poor as England were, Wales were even worse! :upvote:  :upvote:  :upvote:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 26, 2023, 08:58:49 AM
Not worried about my health but they almost certainly tasted better a year ago.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on February 26, 2023, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Alex on February 25, 2023, 05:28:19 PMThat feeling when you're rummaging through the freezer and find a single, lonely Magnet  :yay:
Or even a Magnum... :wink:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on February 26, 2023, 09:42:16 AM
Nah!! Alex means Magnet Bar.. It's the only way she can get close to people.. :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 26, 2023, 04:37:52 PM
Well spotted GM,  I did mean Magnum not that I ever buy them, I prefer Nuii  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 26, 2023, 04:59:59 PM
That Scotland and France served up easily the best match of the Six Nation so far. A match Scotland will regard as one that got away
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Diasi on February 26, 2023, 07:11:17 PM
Well I've learned not to try & sail from Turkey to Italy in a grossly overcrowded boat.

Lol.  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 26, 2023, 07:16:25 PM
Quote from: Diasi on February 26, 2023, 07:11:17 PMWell I've learned not to try & sail from Turkey to Italy in a grossly overcrowded boat.

Lol.  :grin:

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Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Cassandra on February 26, 2023, 07:23:07 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 26, 2023, 07:16:25 PM:lipsrsealed:  :lipsrsealed:  :lipsrsealed:  :lipsrsealed:

More tragedy to come as the boundaries stretch further down the French coast towards Spain and boat sizes increase in line with greed. Just perhaps a vision of the door creaking closed tempers the desire to reach the land of milk and honey and risk glugging it, in the process!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 27, 2023, 03:37:04 PM
Women and children were drowned on this boat, my thought was where do these families go to if they manage to reach European soil ?  because none of them turn up at Dover, they're all young men. :hmm:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Diasi on February 27, 2023, 08:30:31 PM
Today I've learned that the Italians aren't stupid enough to have a flotilla of rescue, boats on permanent standby, to ferry the illegals safely ashore from a few miles out, so hats off to them for leaving the illegals to take the risk.

Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 28, 2023, 04:36:40 AM
England have rediscovered the art of losing a Test from an apparently invincible position  :sad:  :sad:  :sad:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 28, 2023, 08:38:45 AM
Today I discovered that it must be acceptable for GPs to ignore a patients blood test results for 5 years. How? The useless GP practice I left after they ignored mine aren't in the list of "inadequate" or "requires improvement" ones in this story in the Express https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1740230/NHS-underperforming-gp-surgery
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on February 28, 2023, 11:25:45 AM
I'm on day two of being carless as I've loaned mine to my son, so today I realised I'm not ready to give up my car I feel lost  ! :grin: 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Raven on February 28, 2023, 11:34:36 AM
Know how your feeling Alex, I have withdrawal symptoms if my car is in the garage for the day.  :wink:
My car is sitting at the side of the house just now, but I've not been in her since the 3rd of January, I'm getting desperate to get driving again.  :cry:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on February 28, 2023, 12:01:33 PM
Today I noticed that the council don't rely entirely on the wind to clear the litter and leaves. They actually had a sweeping machine run along the pavement outside. It has got rid of the bulk of the leaf mulch too. Other years that has remained until it finally gets washed away by rain and pedestrians with often some still left when the leaves start falling again. Some of this year's rates increase spent on something I can see.  :upvote:

Must be some elections soon that have their bums a'twichin  :grin:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Cassandra on February 28, 2023, 12:26:27 PM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on February 28, 2023, 04:36:40 AMEngland have rediscovered the art of losing a Test from an apparently invincible position  :sad:  :sad:  :sad:

Indeed, too much press speak of invincibility perhaps?
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Michael Rolls on March 01, 2023, 06:22:12 AM
Watched the highlights - couldn't believe some of the dismissals! Especially Stokes (not for the first time) I mean, there's aggressive betting and then there's rank stupidity!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on March 01, 2023, 08:27:49 AM

Shared my car with my neighbours for two weeks.. The car looked happy in their driveway.. My driveway is too cold for her.. She's an old girl..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on March 07, 2023, 12:27:27 PM

 All good results from the doctor.. I saw a REAL doctor..
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Sheila on March 07, 2023, 12:34:19 PM
Gosh Scrumpy, that's an achievement.  I filled in a new things Patchs or something like that and am waiting for a phone call.  Fings ain't like they used to be!
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on March 07, 2023, 12:48:27 PM
I changed my doctors. Not had to try the new ones yet other than getting them to make sure I could order repeat prescriptions.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: GrannyMac on March 07, 2023, 01:35:07 PM
I learnt yesterday I'm still on the ball with finances. OH and I both chose new glasses  and the eye tests and service was fine, but the bill was wrong. We were putting both on one bill, the frames weren't cheap, and we had been told the extra costs of varifocals, anti glare etc.  

My calculations saved us over £70. I worked with figures a lot in my young days, and immediately realised the different amounts added up to less than their final bill.  I showed the staff member, who was confused as to why the bill  was different, but agreed with my calculations.  We could quite easily have been overcharged.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on March 07, 2023, 07:03:33 PM
I reckon whoever prepared the bill should have gone to Specsavers school.

Well done. I always look at bills but don't recall the last error other than to say I'm certain it wasn't anywhere near £70.
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Scrumpy on March 09, 2023, 09:05:41 AM

Today I learned that Tesco are running half an hour late.. 
They can't blame the snow because we don't have any.. 
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on March 09, 2023, 09:17:40 AM
You're welcome to some of mine...
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on March 10, 2023, 08:57:16 AM
Today I learned that going to the suopermarket is not as important as I thought it would be yesterday...

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Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: Alex on April 02, 2023, 01:16:56 PM
Today I learned swearing and cussing out loud does make me feel better  :yay:
Title: Re: Did you learn anything today ?
Post by: klondike on April 02, 2023, 01:35:13 PM
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