The weatherman ..

[Scrumpy]

.. runs by my house ever day..
For the last couple of days he has worn a woolly hat..So I know it is cold out..
Last week.. he wore a T-shirt and joggers..
Who needs to ask Alexa or watch the news to find out what the weather is going to be like when I have my own weatherman.. !!

[Alex]

Maybe if you give him a list he'd run to the Co-oP for you, no need to go out at all then. It's bliddy freezing up here 

[Scrumpy]

Nah!!  He always chucks a right .. The Co-op is a left turn..

[Alex]

aaw Shucks