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Title: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 26, 2022, 12:39:17 PM
Why are there no non-binary old people  ?   :cool:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 26, 2022, 01:46:24 PM



Because.. When we are older we can only think of one thing at a time.. :grin:


It  hard enough for some old 'uns to remember the names of others ..


I AM ALL WOMAN.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: GrannyMac on April 27, 2022, 06:35:35 AM
Richard O'Brien.  Wrote the Rocky Horror show.  Identifies as non binary and he's quite old.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 27, 2022, 09:24:41 AM



It is illegal to own just one Guinea Pig in Switzerland...
It is animal cruelty.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 27, 2022, 10:20:15 AM
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 27, 2022, 04:13:20 PM
Labour MP breaks rank and declares 'a man has a penis and a woman has vagina'

Hallelujah ! :grin:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: zoony on April 27, 2022, 04:19:15 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on April 27, 2022, 09:24:41 AM


It is illegal to own just one Guinea Pig in Switzerland...
It is animal cruelty.


And I agree. Excellent rule. No social animal should be 'imprisoned' alone.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: -Oy- on April 27, 2022, 05:01:46 PM
I'm sure there are non-binary old people. Maybe when they were young they were too scared of persecution by those that don't or won't understand to be open about it, and probably suffered mentally as a result. Hopefully tolerance and understanding will grow - we have a long way to go.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 27, 2022, 06:13:17 PM
I blame the  'dressing-up box' when we were kids..
On one day we were dressing up as brides with a net curtain over our heads.. The next day we had to wear the trousers and become the groom. Confusing.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 28, 2022, 11:40:37 AM
Not forgetting Cowboys and Indians, when we wanted the bow and arrow instead of the gun :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 28, 2022, 12:29:54 PM
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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 28, 2022, 01:31:33 PM



Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: zoony on April 28, 2022, 03:21:46 PM
Marriage is 'a war' ??
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 28, 2022, 06:16:03 PM
It is sometimes.. Until you make friends again.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: klondike on April 29, 2022, 09:32:35 AM
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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 29, 2022, 12:53:28 PM



Never go to a doctor who's surgery plants have died.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on April 29, 2022, 01:01:18 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on April 30, 2022, 02:17:12 PM



I hate people who do not love their fellow man.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: zoony on April 30, 2022, 03:05:57 PM
 :grin: :grin: :upvote:  Scrumps
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on May 01, 2022, 11:20:01 AM



Don't worry about the world ending today.. It's already tomorrow in Australia..
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: klondike on May 10, 2022, 03:41:07 PM
Nobody has ever complained that their parachute didn't open.
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Michael Rolls on May 10, 2022, 06:26:32 PM
the old adage 'if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll replace it'
Mike
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on May 16, 2022, 01:21:12 PM
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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on May 16, 2022, 01:25:03 PM



... and I always know where my glasses were.. !
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: zoony on May 16, 2022, 05:31:36 PM
Success has a hundred parents, failure is an orphan..
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: GrannyMac on May 17, 2022, 08:46:22 AM
 :smiley:


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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on May 17, 2022, 08:58:10 AM



Always let the skinny woman have the last chocolate biscuit...
Her need is far greater than yours..
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Michael Rolls on May 17, 2022, 10:32:30 AM
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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Raven on May 17, 2022, 11:38:54 AM
 :wink: :grin: :embarrassed: :tongue: :cool:

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Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on May 17, 2022, 12:38:20 PM
Quote from: Raven on May 17, 2022, 11:38:54 AM
:wink: :grin: :embarrassed: :tongue: :cool:

I need to nick this one Raven !   :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Raven on May 17, 2022, 12:41:32 PM
Quote from: Alex on May 17, 2022, 12:38:20 PM
I need to nick this one Raven !   :grin: :grin: :grin:

Help yourself, I often use it as one of my FB Avatars.  :grin:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Alex on August 18, 2022, 05:34:35 PM
Ryanair Boss Michael O Leary's thought for the day.  "I mean, it is absolutely bizarre that the people who can't tell us what the f**king weather is next Tuesday can predict with absolute precision what the f**king global temperatures will be in 100 years' time. It's horseshit."
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Ashy on August 18, 2022, 09:31:23 PM
If you have to renew the fertiliser for every crop, what harm can it be doing the planet?
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on August 19, 2022, 08:01:33 AM

Just wondering where all the string vests went... They would have been great in this heatwave..
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Raven on August 19, 2022, 09:15:39 AM
Lovely sun tan they give as well.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Thought for the Day
Post by: Scrumpy on August 19, 2022, 09:26:07 AM

Sun tan would be all spotty..  Monkeypox. !!