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Started by Alex, January 31, 2023, 01:37:56 AM

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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio:   "Airbus, boring flight isn't it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks:   "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says:   "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is:  When you're young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends  ~  it's time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.  🤗❤

Michael Rolls

 :rofl:  :rofl:  [2100] that was supposed to be three ROTF - don't know what happened
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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A bit like the old bull and young bull in a field.. They spotted a group of Heifers in the far corner..
'Lets run over there and get one of those Heifers' said the young bull..
'No, let's stroll over there and have them all' replied the old bull.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..



Reminds me of something I heard at a party in Germany many years ago when somebody was using one of those wine bottle cork pumps.

Wie Grossvater. 
Langsam aber sicher.